ugh i feel like crap, I'm gonna call in sick to communism today
ugh i feel like crap, I'm gonna call in sick to communism today
sorry conrads
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you absolutely may not have little a liberalism as a treat, sorry
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liberalism is going into work sick and not even wearing a mask
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you can totally take the day off, but NO LIBERALISM comrade
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Don't worry comrade our soviet has a very generous pto policy
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That's okay mate let us know when you're good to go and we'll slot you back in
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From each according to their ability, to each according to their needs. And comrade, you have no ability to work and are in need of some warm soup.
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Communism will be coming to your house to check up on your health today
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I don't feel well. I'm going to be a liberal today.
Goes to the shop and calls the manager on the cashier
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Can I interest you in a breadbowl of soup?
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communism would like to direct you to a sanatorium resort to relax and get better, no prescription required
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You should drink soup comrade
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You'll get fired from communism if you take too many sick days
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can the president of communism give me a pardon?