i bought a coffee

Where's the coffee? Is it behind the cup of iced milk?

Yeah, that looks more like a milk shake flavoured with a bit of coffee
.... but then again, this is Dull Men's club and I would drink that anyway ... even though I am lactose intolerant
- It doesn't even look like coffee, it's weirdly red in color. It looks like extremely diluted, with milk, roibos tea.

The gatekeeping in these comments is the wrong kind of dull. Hope you enjoyed your coffee, OP ☕

Easy there tiger.... Nothing exciting allowed, yeah?! 😎

It was a very normal coffee.
- I dunno... Look a bit fancy with the ice and whatnot there.... 🕺
- That by no means is a normal coffee. It's 70% milk, 25% ice and 5% coffee. I've been told several times I put an unusual amount of milk in my coffee (well, did, only drink black now) and that's WAY too much even for me. It's like they used a pipette to get as little coffee as possible in there.

Just because it's a drink from a coffee shop, doesn't make automatically make it a coffee. Hope it was what you wanted and to your liking.

Is the coffee in the room with us?

I wish I could get into iced coffee; for me it has to be hot or it's just not appealing.

Hope it was delicious and refreshing!

Based!

Was it good?

I really want to like iced coffee but so many of the places I can get it from make it taste watered down. It's like they get the ice from a soda fountain and it adds a bunch of water to it.

I've had better luck with cold brews for the "cold coffee" urges

Speaking of cold brew... Nugget ice with a quad shot of cold brew espresso and a small amount of cold foam
It was really nice, a little milky for me but it was a brew coffee with ice. I dont find it to be too watered down, but try to your liking.

Too dull, brother. Dial it up a quarter of a notch.

I think you need to take it back. Say "I ordered a coffee. Not an iced coffee flavored sugar drink".

Clearly the indepentanly owned coffee shop has given you something more akin to a tradh starbucks drink.

Mistakes were made.

How dare anyone enjoy a thing differently than you!
- I don't think that's what's happening here. I wouldn't consider this a coffee. It's like saying coffee milk tea is coffee. Yea, it's got coffee in it, but unless a drink is mostly coffee, it's not coffee. It's a coffee flavored drink. Which is fine. It's just not coffee.