3w ago

Anon is a survivor

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Anon is a shitty driver
- Anon is a squirrel
  Except for the driving part but it's all relative
  
  Pretty sure most squirrels are also terrible drivers.
- That's also what I read from that.
Survivorship bias gonna' bite him in the ass HARD.
- Unless it doesn't. I've met some cocky 90 year olds
- Every single person who ever lived could use this logic and they'd never see it disproven.
  
  I dunno', quite a few people are aware that they're dying before they die.
If you almost get into an accident, you have encountered a bad driver.
If you get into an accident almost every time, you are the bad driver.
Anon:
Immortal means you can’t die, or alternatively you can’t die of natural causes. It doesn’t mean you avoid accidents.
- But then there's quantum immortality which kinda is like that. Your consciousness picks a universe where you don't die for you to experience. Maybe it even picks an ideal reality, though in a "reality I need" kind of way, not necessarily a "reality I want".
  
  When does it pick one where Heaven is real
Anon needs to post dashcam footage
Anon discovers quantum immortality, blows through alternate selves faster than Jet Li.
Given enough time on the planet eventually he'll gain so much power that he will be able to spell.
- On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for anon will drop to zero.
fake: anon is just a shitty driver
gay: anon is bragging in hopes to score with other anons
Bought a crazy eScooter last year, literally backflipping me on zero start if I don't set the take off power to below 10%. Have at least one brush with severe injury every time I go for a joyride. Nearly died a couple of times, had a accident that put me on crutches for two weeks last autumn.
So, what's your hobby?
anon is Invisible
This is why I believe in Quantum Immortality.. even if the idea is rather silly

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