Same. Look how excited he is just to get corn on the cob at a fair with his grandma. I wish I had that kind of passion for anything.
I love corn and as a celiac I have to substitute for corn all the time. I just wish it had more protein...
I don't get the "cause he's a phantom" line. His father's ghostly nature is what caused him to become a father? His mysteriousness impregnated a lady?
MUCH better than the official motto (basically the Gadsden flag but less memorable) and all the other state lies!
You owe a bitch what?