Should be a universal rule
Swearing is a useful skill.
Give them a double espresso and a kazoo
But a kazoo can be taken away - and a good swear word can be enjoyed for a lifetime.
The kazoo is the crowning touch. I'd add giving them a husky puppy and a fully automatic Nerf dart gun with 10,000 rounds.
The dog doesn't deserve that
Essentially brought up to speed with the rest then?
Very similar energy.
Siboire!
Plot twist, the child has undiagnosed ADHD and will behave like an angel after the red bull.
"Well, fuck me. I feel goddam calm for once."
Come on, Grandma, it's time to get you back to Facebook.
Swearing is a useful skill.
Give them a double espresso and a kazoo
But a kazoo can be taken away - and a good swear word can be enjoyed for a lifetime.
The kazoo is the crowning touch. I'd add giving them a husky puppy and a fully automatic Nerf dart gun with 10,000 rounds.
The dog doesn't deserve that