Anon retreats from the male nipple

be me
chad body, assburgers mindset
don't be blond twink who squats in the smith machine
don't want to stare
he has thot levels of thick glutes
tiny wasp waist and slim hips
some modest muscle development in arms and chest
nothing compared to his massive glutes
weird and obscene body type that puzzles me

still be me
happen to come into locker room right after twink comes out of showers with a towel wrapped around his hips
don't be old beergut retiree boomer who spends seven hours a day in the sauna and in the locker room, every single day
beergut guy is walking around bare naked like usual
see things happening as if in slow motion
gym twink is trying to get his clothes from his locker while his towel slowly slides down
huge glutes are in danger of exposure
old beergut guy approaches reaching for the twink
not sure what he's trying to do but I don't like it
jump up in between them and yell
”Touch him and I’ll tear you limb from limb."
Didn't know my voice goes that low
old beergut skedaddles back into the sauna
turn around, look down at gym twink
he stutters, th-thanks
say ”Cover your nipples”
turn around and head to the showers, still in shorts and socks
stay in there thirty minutes
he's gone when I come out
How do I save this. /fit/?