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1mo ago

Denver man stabbed his uncle to death after fight over hot sauce escalated

www.the-independent.com

Denver man stabbed his uncle to death after fight over hot sauce escalated

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miss_demeanour @lemmy.dbzer0.com

1mo ago

Denver man stabbed his uncle to death after fight over hot sauce escalated

www.the-independent.com /news/world/americas/crime/denver-stabbing-death-uncle-hot-sauce-b2776027.html

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Would it be ingenuous to ask what brand of hot sauce it was? Hot sauce lover here.
- I'd like to take a stab at it, but....
  
  I'll ask my uncle to get on top of it first thing tomorrow morning.
  
  That's very knife of you to do...
Lifetime ban from condiments. They belong in the kitchen, and have no business being in the bedroom.
- I think that the real issue is that every room should have a conveniently-available bottle of hot sauce. An extra bottle could have saved a life here (and saved another life from being spent in jail). Moral of the story: don't skimp on your house's hot sauce supplies.
  
  Maybe have an emergency bottle in a case labeled "in case of bland sandwiches, break glass"
- That's cutting the mustard. I relish the results. Hope to ketchup soon.
Things got a little... spicy 😎

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