Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem transported by ambulance to DC-area hospital, sources say
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem transported to DC-area hospital after allergic reaction, DHS says | CNN Politics
I will bet you all $5 in gringo money that she had a split-second moment of clarity about how she is absolutely going to hell when she shuffles off this mortal coil, had a panic attack, and just needs a way to blame immigrants for it once she regained her normal line of corrupt and abhorrent thought.
Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
Basil?
Que?
Got me. I loled.
I was hoping it was a puppy attacking her.
the goats, horses, and dogs polteigeists in her house.
That's... too bad? Anyway, I'm making nachos for dinner.
The doritos makes them nacho average nachos lol!
Holy crap, recipe?
Magic Nachos
Prep time: ~15 minutes
Oh I forgot the lengthy story of how my grandma used to make these nachos when her terrible neighbor who used to shoot dogs got sent to the hospital. You'll just have to make a family tradition of your own!
Recipe for nachos:
Pile up chips, other stuff from around the house, and cheese, in that order.
Hot until cheese looks yum.
Apply: Red and hopefully spicy, green, or white toppings.
Scarf.
Have some tacos, too. 🌮
Always TACO, my friend.
Love the edit with photo. It’s nice to know we can trust something online, even if it’s only that !MagicShel@lemmy.zip actually delivered the nachos.
e: missed a word
That looks fabulous. Too bad I had an early dinner and it's too late to eat again.
Yum! This looks so good!
Im pretty uncreative with coming up with food ideas. Like I never even thought you could do nachos outside the standard chips and stuff. This got me thinking. Thank you and your nachos look delicious.
I'm making meatloaf :>
I'm having shakshouka for breakfast. It really hits the spot.
Nachos are pretty good.
I wish her a very pleasant cease to live.
That’s generous!
I hope it’s not pleasant
Oh no. I hope it’s something serious.
Related?
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/17/us/padilla-arrest-noem.html
Senate Democrats Want Noem to Testify After Senator Is Pushed and Handcuffed
Democrats asked the homeland security secretary to testify about Senator Alex Padilla’s removal from a news conference and Trump’s immigration enforcement.
She’s a conservative drama queen. She couldn’t be upstaged like that.
Allergic reaction and she is fine. Sadly. https://www.cnn.com/2025/06/17/politics/kristi-noem-hostpital
What triggered the allergy? Was she exposed to ordinary humn decency?
You literally dropped the same link as OP, only difference is www instead of lite
A ton of people commented like it was a mystery, lol. Figure I would post link so people would believe me.
Hazmat teams are on sight due to the silicone leak in her face.
Eh...
Silicone... Botox... Caulk... Whatever... 🤷♂️
1 Month Later
Welcome to the White House, Secretary Loomer
🤮
I hope it's gravely serious.
bummer So I just discovered the VINWiki car channel on the tube, gotta say their stories are pretty good. One was about a dude who bought a smuggler’s truck. Not a bad channel at all.
Hopefully for her, she's not treated by doctors and nurses that like dogs.
Hopefully for the rest of us though…
Damn, that's crazy. Hope it was a dog bite lmao
They should have left her where they found her
Just trying to keep her away from dogs
ain't no peanut strong enough
She is alert and recovering,” said DHS spokeswoman Tricia McLaughlin.
This administration lies about everything so hopefully this is not to be believed.
She's getting fitted for her darth vader suit.
Darth Homeland: Where is Cricket? Is he safe? Is he alright?
Hegsith: It seems in your anger, you killed him.
Darth Homeland: I? I couldn't have. He was alive! I felt it! NOOOOOEEEEEMMMMM!!!!!
I was hoping for some good news today
Well good thing murdering people with "power" is not terrorism as proven from the other day. Let's hope she has a speedy descent.
May she never leave the hospital
She has a severe allergy to something? Sounds like a weakness that we cannot afford the head of DHS to have.
Dei hire
Obviously, her primary allergy is to truth/reality.
I hope it hurts.