You think you can censor me? You think you can remove my post? Look down. See that heavy duty stapler? Yeah. That's what's coming for your Switch 2 if you fuck with me and my posts ever again.

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120 high capacity strips. 5/8 inch caliber chisel points. steel construction and 100-sheet penetration. I'm dual-wielding these bad boys and can output over 75 staples a minute.
I'm fucking serious about this.
- 37.5 staples per hand-minute for the non-US posters
- I was literally in a store called Staples yesterday looking for one of these fuckers and they simply did not have it. Baffling.
It costs nearly 50 cents to fire this gun - for twelve seconds