What grass starvation does to the perma-online

Wtf. Who thinks so much about people who they don’t even know?

Those who consider themselves White Knights in a Shiny Armour. We have too many of them thinking that only they know how things should be and that only they are bearers of the ideal moral codex.
Surely, you've heard of "tabloids"?
- They earn money off of it. This guy probably doesn’t
- Don’t call me Shirley

Zendaya was great in spiderman but she's the absolute worst choice for chani. Her "too cool for school" sarcastic persona doesn't fit with a primitive tribal religious fanatic at all.

To non US people who aren't exposed to the same celebrity overexposure (unless it's by choice) and have no particular opinion on Zendaya, she's ok. Haven't seen part 2 though.
- It's not celebrity overexposure in my case. I like Zendaya, I'm not tired of her and would like to see her in more stuff. I just think she was the wrong actress to play chani.
Isn't Chani a non-believer in the movie, at least at first?
- Even if she is, she was raised in the same culture as stilgar and the others
She's a sassy, rebellious New Yorker, when Chani is mature, strong and feminine AF. Just because they're 15 doesn't mean they're supposed to be played like any Western "f u mom!" kid... Denis really dropped the ball there, but he's more of visual director than a storyteller, I guess.
- She's a sassy, rebellious New Yorker
  I'm pretty sure she's from California? Unless you're being metaphorical or something.
It’s a relief then that Dune is one of the dumbest fucking stories of all time and casting doesn’t matter.
- Ō great maker, subsume this guy right here into the sands.
- I'm curious what you think the greatest story ever is. I hope it's not The Bible.
- It seems like you really don’t like it. What makes you say that?

Educate an old and out of touch person please:

Is anus licking standard practice now? Is this presumed as obvious currently?

Anus licking is what holding hands used to be
I wouldn't say standard, however I tongue punched a few fart boxs and I swore I never would.
Then one day a girl with an ass so fine comes strutting her way into your life that changes everything, so who am I to say no?
- Such exquisite poetry, I've seldom heard before. I'm going to get this comment printed and framed.
- I'm confused. Who is supposed to enjoy it, the licker or the lickee? It just seems like a nasty experience for everyone involved, especially with the enema I would require to get near the poop hole with my tongue.
Lets say "popular". I wouldnt say "standard" is accurate.
Anal is now first base.
- Hold up. "Anal" is not the same as "licking ass".
I remember when it was common knowledge that you never go ass to mouth... time are a' changing.
- There was a time when oral sex was considered atypical and deviant. Same with anal sex. So it's understandable that "the norm" might change quite rapidly.
I think that’s what they call “puppygirl”
Maybe the OOP just assumed it's "standard" for pretty and famous people they'd do all the things in the sack.
No

Today, only the literate suffer, and that applies to the recent Dune adaptations as well...

Who are they talking about?
I hope they never get a partner because who know where their lips have been too

(Thinking through that last one they probably want a “pure” virgin)

Since you missed it, let me explain the joke. Ahem: Kylie Jenner is a despicable billionaire who exploits poor girls for money. Touching anything that she has touched, including a hot guy, is disgusting. That’s the joke.
Timothee Chalamet is in a relationship with Kylie Jenner. The character Zendaya plays in Dune kisses Timothee's character.