Happy Fathers Day
Happy Fathers Day
I do not apologize for the heart attack the title may or may not have induced
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Works for Mother's Day as well
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Generally women know that they’re pregnant before their partners.
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unless target tells their partner before they even know they are pregnant
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TIL... 😜
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It's a trap!
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What... How... What?
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If ur as lost as me when first reading it:
His wife hands him a fathers day card (from someone else), but hes not a father yet. He thinks she is pregnant and it scares him. His wife wrote the card as if its from the cat.
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So he's a catsexual?
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she's having a baby
yeah this one isn't ready for fatherhood
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explanation for downvoters:
that was not a comment about apostrophe usage but the fact that in a relationship you're having a baby, not just the woman.
... but maybe you believe that isn't so and then ... you're not either.
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Its still the woman carrying and giving birth to the child. I dont think saying it like it is would give any indication to how devoted you are to the relationship.
Also but not completely seriously, he cant even know if its his child as well.
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Of course I'm not ready. I don't want or could even afford to have children. Also nobody is ever ready for their first child.
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My mom just handed me a package yesterday (we live together currently) I was not expecting. "Its from your cats, for father's day."
What.
That's sweet actually. It's like she's saying, "I don't need to pressure you for grandkids, I'm happy with grandkitties. I'm proud you're a good Cat Dad."
I appreciate the positive vibes. She has given that impression. The gift was kind of just out of left field.
Maybe offer to do the laundry for a bit.
Declaring you're not ungrateful doesn't make it so
Stating my feelings is how I can portray them across the internet. I understand your point though. I am cynical. My upbringing was poor. My mom wasn't in my life for most of it. I appreciate the gift, but I wish it had been presented differently.