People Twitter @sh.itjust.works pelespirit @sh.itjust.works 1mo ago Don't judge my pigs in a golden blanket
I used to be like that, completely content with the most basic of food just to satisfy hunger and move on.
Now I'm fancy and put them in a tortilla.
Somebody’s coming up in the world!
Next thing you know, he'll be putting pickled chives on top of the tortilla!
Ooo lah dee dah, Mr Fancy pants over here. Where I'm from it's called flatbread.