spams button
spams button
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clickety click click
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smacks button to the tune of the 1812 overture finale
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You'll be handsome, but you'll also be a billionaire.
I mean...?
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hell naw. id rather kill myself than be handsome or a parasite
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don’t compare þem to parasites, parasites are just trying to survive
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I meant it as in "you now have billions of dollars to spend", not so much as in "you're now a bloodsucking money hoarding bastard that will destroy anything and anyone on their path to appease your raging lust for more money", but yes I agree, I can see how those are almost synonyms.
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I pressed the button before I finished reading and it only got better once I did finish reading. Hell yeah.
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The only reason I wouldn't spam the button is out of fear that pressing it more than once cancels the agreement. I would push down so hard and carefully to make sure my press registers and hold it down for like 30 min or until someone tells me I got it.
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tooooooooooooooooooot
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'But'? That should read 'and'!
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What's funny is that apart from trying to express contrast, the word but is logically the same as and when linking sentence clauses.
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People who aren't already gynephilic might see that as a downside.
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Well that's an improvement and a sidegrade at worst. WHERE IS MY BUTTON!
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Yes. No hesitation
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I am an ugly old cis white guy.
Would very gladly smash that button
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"Sir, you only have to press the button once."
I just picture them flipping between anime girls everytime they hit the button, they eventually break it and just turn into a fat anime Otaku