It just keeps getting worse the more you look at it.

I was trying to figure out WTF is going on here...

The text tattoos, eyebrow, corner of the eye, chest, are all backwards, but Texas is not.

Makes me think he did the text himself whlle looking in a mirror.

People probably tell him "Dude, your tats are backwards!" at which point he looks in a mirror and thinks they look fine.

The crack pipe under his chin should give away the reason for any of the other tattoo designs
- It's a meth pipe. Crack pipes are just a tube without the bowl
The text on the cap is also backwards, it's just Texas that's the wrong way
- you know what. reverse texas sounds like a really nice place actually 😌

I'm always resistant to throwing trashy around. It just feels really shitty to judge that on one picture. Some tats, it really can be the angle or lighting that makes a difference.

But, sometimes, you run across a pic like this where there's so many problems I just can't think of a better word for the tattoos.

Bad placements, bad techniques, bad designs, bad everything. Like, if you're gonna do face ink, make sure they're well executed.

There is a certain degree of intentionality to some people's choices of bad tattoos, where it's a form of self expression to have badly done or otherwise bad ink. But this doesn't look like that, it just looks like someone thought these were good and doesn't know better.

Bad placements, bad techniques, bad designs, bad everything. Like, if you're gonna do face ink, make sure they're well executed.
Lest we forget to specifically mention out "bad content" when there's a meth pipe on his neck
- That looks like a lighter and a spoon.
- Probably on meth when he had them done. He just warning people to stay away from him.
- Is that a meth pipe, or a lighter heating up a spoon? I think we need to track down the original artist here to confirm.
  Edit: there's quite an interesting debate in the comments about this already 😅
- Yeah, that's true. I tend not to think about that as inherently bad. The same thing on a thigh under shorts might be dubious, but not the same way when it's on the neck, if you get the distinction I'm using

How can you make yourself more unemployable than having a visible face/neck/head tattoo?

It's a badly drawn crack pipe...

I shouldn't know this but I think it's a meth pipe.
Meth would also explain the other tattoos.
- Or a spoon to heat up heroin perhaps?
All the tattoos look like he did them himself in front of a mirror
- A mirror in a funhouse
You can't even hide it
Not everyone prioritizes "employability" as much as you
Edit: I just realized what community I'm in- nvm. I should probably just block this community
- But how is he gonna pay for his drugs without a job???

Right, the Texas tattoo would be my first priority, too 😅

There's an entire hand covering her face, there's no way to make it "clearer". Might as well let an ai guess what she looks like.

Why not ask them to take another picture? Is this the only one in existence? Did they agree to the wedding invite?

Not sure if this is so much better
- I mean, remove a couple of the other tattoos and it's basically presentable.

Are they registered at the local meth house?

The meth pipe on the neck is …wow yeah

Pretty sure that's a lighter and a spoon for heroin.
- Definitely a bulb for smoking meth.
- I agree with you, but it is hard to tell because it appears a third grader drew it.
  Edit: the crystal on the chin leads me to believe it is a meth pipe.
  Edit 2: but the fiancee's name is crystal, so the plot thickens.

It's for church, honey, NEXT!

Discusting

You all do realize those are just drawn on with a marker right? If those were real, and fresh enough to have the ink smear, they would be way more red and probably raised a bit.

i REALLY hope you are right
those tats are entirely real, old, and indistinct because they were put on in prison.
- You can literally see the smear lines in the picture (the chin especially). On top of that they're clearly taking a joke picture and she's hiding her laughter. If this dude has these face tattoos and teeth THAT nice he's like a complete anomaly. Everything in this picture says those are marker, but you can believe whatever you want!