This device generates infrared radiation. I've ditched it and you should too. If you're still using this thing, good luck with the foreskin cancer in a free years.

aim the remote at your dongle. press 7336664447777. you've now unlocked advanced dong settings. use the volume button to grow or shrink your thingy, and the mute button to mute it (not as useful as it sounds)

fool. the radiation will help your foreskin grow. you dont want a five, six, or even sevenskin?

psh, what a joke. you couldnt handle that kind of power anyway. have fun standing up and pushing buttons. ive got my golden ticket sat right in my lap, and you know im flipping through the channels to get those sweet bursts of radiation