Explain yourself, Dr. Noonien Soong.

Ask not what an android needs with a buttcrack, ask instead what you need with that buttcrack.

He is fully functional, programmed in multiple techniques.

If his glutes were fused it'd make walking difficult
- Plus he has a fully functional plug for the socket in the wall

He is fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques. A wide variety of pleasuring. A fully integrated multi-fetish artificial being.
- Multi-pass
  
  Not the reference i was making but i cackled
  
  Meat popsicle
- If they are fully functional ..... it assumes that they would be capable of providing sexual pleasure for either human sex. The butt crack is just another aspect of being "fully functional" ..... for any sexual event.
  
  ...yes? That was why i quoted naked now?
  (And archer but that was just gravy for me)
- "I call him... Fister Roboto."
  "But he doesn't just fist! Tell 'em!"
  
  He's learning
  
  https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Fisto
  
  "Not slacking off!"
- “Thanks, dad!”

He has a functioning cock too.
- Oddly, it didn't get it's own display space.

Heat and air pressure exhaust. It’s full of electronics after all.
- You’re telling me that there’s a constant jet of hot air coming out as the CPU fans do their job?
  
  Not "constant" no... more like occasionally it opens and lets it out.
- He's full of electronics.
  Racist.
  
  I’m not sure if this is racism per se, but you raise a fair point. I will assume a male preference as Data is always referred to as such without any objection, though I don’t recall him explicitly identifying as male and everyone may be in the wrong here.
- Also he eats and drinks .... waste products do have to come out somewhere eventually

What does an android need with a dick?
Simple answer; to be fully functional.
(Also, the definition of android is an intelligent, automated machine made to resemble a human...)

If they're supposed to mimic humans you'd want at least the shape of a booty. Otherwise you'd have an android walking around with Hank-Hill-Butt

“Smooth as an android’s bottom”
- Hahahaha, took me a second

Fuck it, let's go in the opposite direction. We're not obligated to perfectly emulate human anatomy, so why not give him four ass cheeks? Dual crack technology
- Anything you'd do with a single-assed droid, but four times harder
- 4 ass cheeks, but arranged in quadrants like the galaxy. Still only 1 b-hole right in the galactic center!
  
  That is exactly what I was picturing, intersecting cracks for maximum output

I just noticed how weird it was to arrange all the body parts in that way in that display.
If the ship had been lost, damaged or abandoned or some reason and an alien species had come upon it .... they would have seen this display and wondered what kind of weird crab like creatures inhabited this ship

Right. Like Soong is going to build an android that can't do a proper slut drop.

Is it not aesthetically pleasing, sir?

Who put the torso on the rack facing forward but the hips facing backwards?
- Someone aware of which body parts do what to a show's age rating I imagine.
- Because the prop department didn't wanna fabricate a gold dong
- You can hang up the hips simply by drilling a hole into the rack

For poopin silly

Do Data and Lore shit?
- We’ve seen data both eat and drink. It has to come out somewhere…
  
  I bet that their poop is far worse than human poop because they don't have any digestive enzymes to break it down, so the food probably just sits inside of them and rots until they decide to evacuate it.

I mean, he does eat and drink to try and be more human. Where did you think it went?
- Well, he doesn't digest. He doesn't need to digest. So there are several options:
  temporary internal storage pouch, regurgitated later for recycling, or teleports it directly from his storage unit
  raw material for some matter:energy converter.
  mechanism, like a replicator. He takes in food and produces worthless but dense platinum.
  he's got some simplified equivalent to a digestive system that breaks down biological material.
  I lean toward the first. It's the most space efficient, and wouldn't bother him. The second is unlikely because he'd be able to function as an insanely powerful, world destroying bomb. The third is a very Star Trek solution. The fourth seems like a gross waste of space to no end. Is pooping that integral to understanding humans?
  
  Didnt he say at one time he converts some of what he ingests into lubricant or coolant for his internal mechanisms?
  
  I mean, I think, Occam's Razor, he's got a rudimentary, non-functioning facsimile of a digestive tract that takes all the food he mashes up in his mouth and pushes out his poop-shoot when he wants to empty himself. That would allow him to have a mostly human-like eating experience, which would aid him in his quest to be more human. I think Soong would have argued pooping is integral to the human experience (After all, he made Data able to pointless eat, drink, and fuck. Why draw the line there?), but even if he didn't, having Data lean over a sink and regurgitate everything he swallowed at the end if the day feels pretty inhuman.