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After Firing 700 Humans For AI, Klarna Now Wants Them Back—'Tons Of Klarna Users Would Enjoy Working For Us,' Says CEO

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Short term loan shark wants victims to work for him.
- But in a way where he can pay them less!
Hi there it's Klarna,
Your next payment instalment for your pizza purchase loan is due in 3 days, and our AI databroker miners have detected you have been out of work for a while. Would you like to work as a customer service agent for us to receive 25% off your loan balance for every 20 hours worked, and a BONUS 3 week deferment?
Clown Capitalism
- Nah, clowns are actually very attentive to their audiences. You need real human empathy to be a good clown.