Human rice cooker

Here's what I don't get about every Chinese item on Amazon:

Why the terrible photoshop?

You've got a product. You make it. It's cheap crap, sure, but so are most established brands at this point. You probably make them in the same factory.

And surely somebody who works for you isn't a grotesquely ugly freak and could just hold the item, or otherwise use it as intended.

But no, everything from digital cameras to sticking plasters is slapped over the top of a bit of stock photography taken at an entirely different angle and lighting conditions to the one you took of the product.

footjob tent

Siamese twins with shared legs.

Damn it, seeing this automatically replaces the face with Ethan...

Hmmmmm