You must choose...

Do I get all three tacos or just one?
- Same question, it does:change my decision, Im just curious.
  
  I'm concerned about time. Specifically, would I have time to save all 3 tacos and ensure that the other options perish in that fire? Shouldn't waste the golden opportunity of having 3 shitheads in a burning room by allowing any margin for survival.
- I had the same question but it doesn't really matter
- I’d save the plate

This is a horrible Sophie's choice. There are three tacos how can I pick only one of them
- Scarf down one, double hold the other two, leaving the other hand free to navigate out of the room.
- Eat two of them right away and save the third one!
- Luckily, they're all in a plate. Take the plate take them all. Bar the door on the way out.
- Save one taco, then eat it to deal with the existential dread of leaving the other two to die with the best the Fourth Reich has to offer.

Not a fan of tacos at all, but I'll save them for someone who is.
I'll probably give them to an immigrant or homeless person just to make it that little sweeter.
- Not a fan of tacos at all
  Do you live in a place with terrible Mexican food?
  
  I live in a place with basically NO Mexican food.
  ETA: I'm pretty much not familiar with Mexican cuisine.
  
  I went to a Mexican restaurant in Terra Haute once.
  They used Ragu as enchilada sauce.
  
  London, UK. Been to a taco place, and a Burrito place or two. Underwhelmed.
  Any fellow Londoners care to recommend a decent Mexican place? There must be some here.
- I don't think that anyone can just not like tacos at all, because they aren't just one thing. It's like a sandwich with bread, then whatever you want to put in it; beef, chicken, pork, shrimp, fish, or whatever protein you want and spices/vegitables/toppings. Maybe you don't like Taco Bell, but there's tacos out there you'd love.
  
  For sure. I explained in another comment that I have very little exposure to Mexican. I don't dislike it I just don't love it, because I barely know it.

You mean I get to watch them burn alive and eat tacos? Where's the wrong decision?
- Eating tacos that were alone in a room with the world's likeliest rapists
  
  But they wouldn't fuck a taco. Would they?
  
  If they played limp bizkid with the taco I would still take one for the team and eat it just so they could burn

I take one taco, and then go tell Mike Johnson that there are free tacos and where to get them.
- You’d be saving so many lives in the long run, and would have a tasty snack while doing so.

I save JD (couchfucker) Vance so I can beat him to death with my bare hands.
- He's got such a punchable face. But then again, they all do.
- I was gonna save JD Vance and then sell him to Peter Thiel but I like yours better.
  
  You can't sell things to their owner.
- Damn, and here I was dreaming of more tacos and less walking nightmares.
  You can always make more delicious tacos.
  You can only beat a couchfucker to death with an ottoman just the one time.

I'm vegan. I pick the tacos
- I am a semi functioning human with empathy, I also choose Tacos.
  
  I'm not even hungry and I'm saving the tacos.
  
  All 4 are edible but the tacos would taste the best
- That's probably the vegan choice if you look at it big picture wise

Give it a second, the tacos will be better warmed up.

Well the tacoes are already in my hands because I was the one stating the fire when I saw who was in the room and I wanted some snacks while watching it burn down.

Do I have to act immediately? Pausing for a bit would put some nice color on those tacos.
- Just admit it, you want to watch all 4 get a slight char don't you?
  
  Only one would be improved by merely a slight char.

I hate cilantro...

I'd take the taco, and I wouldn't even say thank you.

I would grab and shake JD violently to get his attention, then ask him to listen very carefully is there any tzatziki sauce ?

I would sacrifice the tacos too to avoid entering a room with those 3 assholes.

Can't take the risk. Better bar the door before the flames spread. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
- The tacos were covered in cilantro anyways...

I'm very allergic to cilantro and I'm still taking the tacos.
- I don't like onions, but I could pick around them.

Ew is that cilantro?
Fuck it, let it all burn.
Edit: I might say thank you. To the fire.
- I am the Pyrax, I speak for the fires, the fire says your welcome, and thank you for the tacos it helped clean the taste out.

As much as I'd like to save the tacos, my hands would be too busy holding the doors closed keeping all 5 of use inside.
- I remember replying on my census form that 2 people live here: myself and that burrito I need to throw out...

Only one taco? Not fair.

Cilantro and dead animal? Gross. I’ll take that tho.

Take the tacos al carbon and leave the pinche cabrónes to carbonize in the fire.
- ¡Órale!

I'm severely intolerant to onions, but I'd still save the taco. I hate wasting food, there's always the possibility of making somebody else happy with it.
- I'm pretty intolerant too but that doesn't change the fact that they're fucking delicious
  
  They sure are, unfortunately.

Clearly, we must, for the good of mankind, choose the most intelligent of the four.
Tacos.

I choose the bear
- Vance: gracias!
  
  🤣🤣🤣

In all fairness, it's if a true Mexican taco (not some imitation from, say, the US or Europe) I would save that no matter what the other three were.
With the image as-is, you could replace that taco with a dead rat and I would still save that rat over the rest
- You could replace the taco with the worst incurable disease and I'd still pick that.
  
  Fo science!

the tacos. the other three are why I started the fire... allegedly.
- I know you didn't do it. You were with me the whole time playing video games and eating more tacos!

Nobody said you couldn't save the tacos de carne asada for later

Cold blooded animals like the warmth
I'll save the tacos

NGL I kind of don't like cilantro onion tacos, like I gotta figure out what to do with this now. Find a homeless person? idk.
- Pick the soap leaf off and feed it to them, then leave with the rest of the tacos

After a long and hard decision I decided not to decide. But stop for lunch. Those tacos look delicious. Don't mind if I do!

If I'm within saving distance, I am within pushing down distance and buddy I can push pretty good.

Taco's the only one that won't try to eat me

Sadly, I could only muster the courage and strength to save one out of three tacos, your honor.

I hate corn tortillas so i would save the tacos.

Ensure the other 3 are dead before leaving and save the burrito.

Tacos are the GOAT, and reason enough, on their own, to justify immigration in the US.

I think I’ll go get some tacos for lunch and mull this one over…

All I'm saying is I'm pretty hungry. Ok?

There'd have to be an incredible person on that list for me to not save tacos for the world.

It may be an unpopular opinion, but I would save the tacos.

Honestly, those look like tacos someone I know may enjoy... I'd save them real hard... maybe wrap em in some foil or something...

I choose none. That cow looks a little too late to be saving..

To make this more plausible, let's assume they're all tied to chairs. I'd let the tacos be tacos and use the time to check that they're all tied up very well.

I like mine extra crispy... No, not the tacos

What if the taco is undercooked?!
- Give it a minute
- Money's paw strikes again!

Musk. HEAR ME OUT…..
- He’ll weasel out of it and I’ll probably end up broke because of litigation. I don’t trust Musk.
  I trust tacos.

Stuff the tacos down as fast as possible then leave on my own.

IMO, the end of the post's title should be "ketchup or mayo ?"
- Uhh, what? Do you put ketchup or mayo on your tacos?
  
  XD fair enough ! Tbh I was just trying to see if this could be made into a joke. I've never had a proper taco (except maybe once, but I was drunk as hell and it was a very poorly made imitation that I wouldn't call a taco) so I wouldn't know what to eat it with. Please enlighten me, what kind of sauce do people put on tacos (if any)?

That is not fair ...
Can't i eat taco's and save the one i want to 'give a knee'at every whimm i got for the rest of the 4 years?
Or is that to cruel for the taco?

None of the above, I'd add petrol
- ...you wouldn't save the tacos? Not even to feed a hungry neighbor?
  
  Tacos give me the shits

Hmm I kneecap all three of them, eat the salad and then safe myself. Easy.
- Tacos = salad?
  I like the way you think, friend.
  
  Lol those are indeed tacos I guess haha

That looks like cilantro on the tacos, so I'll save...the painting behind Vance. I'm sure he'd thank me for that.

Who will be the new Marinus van der Lubbe?

I like how the portraits try to show them in a good light. Brings home the message about how most people vote.
- Trump's official photo looks like an outtake photo for an 80s villain.
- Even if the picture was taken in a bad light, I would still vote for tacos.