it's making the frickin frogs gay

- Worryingly, examination of those recently deceased has found high levels of dihydrogen monoxide in their bodies, leading scientists to ponder whether every person who knowingly or unknowingly consumes this chemical will actually one day die.
- I've heard that it's so addictive that people who stop using it will die from withdrawal in a matter of days.
- Not unless there's a whole bunch of it, we're not. Although dyhydrogen monoxide does make up about 60 of a human, so for any individual person, you're correct.
  
  DHMO can cut a person into 60 pieces is what I take away from that statement, and that's yet another reason to keep this dangerous chemical under very strict lock and key. Won't someone think of the children?
- Every day in the world 1000 people die by accident from inhaling dihydrogen monoxide in liquid form.
  Do you hear about that in the mainstream news ? Of course not!

It's an extremely addictive chemical as well. You'll feel withdrawal symptoms after mere hours and going without for multiple days results in death!
- I felt I needed more than 1L of DHMO after breakfast, I have been a habitual user for pretty much my whole life
  It's there hope for me‽
  
  No, I'm sorry. You only have years to live.
  
  Join ADHMO brother. There is 12 steps.

That's the kind of ground breaking studies that keeps S.H.I.T. a top tier institute
- I didn't even catch that one

This is the woke DEI future that the globalists want

I heard somewhere that if you breath this stuff in its liquid form, you can die!
- Everyone that has ingested it has eventually died
- Someone told me if you apply a little heat it just disappears! Leaves zero trace. What kind of freak invents this stuff

Dihydrogen Monoxide
What is this woke liberal commie trash. Are you trying to summon a demon? Speak American!
- woda
- Wadder
- Oxidane, hydric acid, hydroxylic acid, hydrohydroxic acid, hydroxic acid, hydroxoic acid, hydrol, μ-Oxidodihydrogen, oxygen dihydride, hydrogen hydroxide, aqua, neutral liquid... 🤷‍♂️
  
  Universal solvent.
  
  Finally, someone let me out of my cage. Time for me is nothing cuz I’m counting no age.
- Wasser
- I think in America it's usually called hydric acid! 😨
- Вода

My God... They look just like flakes of frozen water!
- You can't freeze water. Water is a liquid, frozen things are solid.
  You're thinking of quartz.

Send this to Fox News! The MAGATs need to know about this substance. It would be amazing to hear a MAGA politician comment on the dangers of this substance and vow to eradicate it.
"Everyone exposed to this molecular structure dies, there are no exceptions"
- What does the T stand for (or is that a typo)?
  
  It makes it sound like maggots.

I'm sure like 99.9% of us here get the joke, but the meme says water turns into ice when it freezes.

It can also hold a plethora of other chemicals that make it highly conductive (nanobots!?) and even in its most pure form it contains acidic as well as basic components (sorcery!?).
- Nanobots‽
  Sorcery‽
  interrobang :)
  
  It's a fun symbol with a fun name but I'm not a fan because it removes the nuance of which symbol you put first. I use "!?" for exclamations where the speaker can hardly believe what they're saying themselves and "?!" for rhetorical or emotional questions.
  
  Nanobots?
  Sorcery?
  Hotel?
  Trivago

Do you think it's conspiracy theories that turn people gay and they're just trying to justify it so they can feel comfortable with their sexualities?

This substance is a key ingredient in some energy drinks. All humans who have consumed these energy drinks develop a dependency to it, and have withdrawal symptoms up to and including death.

*frogs naturally turn gay its a plot point Jurassic Park

@fossilesque with Hydric Acid it may produce blistering vapors :blobcatterrified: when exposed to temperatures of 100° C

It blows my mind that anyone thinks that dihydrogen monoxide thing is funny. I’m against chemophobia or whatever it’s called, but the dumber person plays the trick.
Edit: this subreddit apparently has the combined intellectual capacity of one MAGA Republican’s left pinky.
- It's not meant to genuinely trick people into thinking that water is bad, that's obviously ridiculous even for the dumbest of people.
  It's meant to be explained afterwards for those who got genuinely caught. Experiencing a fear of some dangerous chemical only to discover it's simply water is an illustrative example of how people misunderstand chemistry and chemical industry, and for some it might be eye-opening.
  
  I don’t understand why idiots cannot admit that this is supposed to be an amusing exercise. It always has been and it has always been about superiority. Unearned superiority by worthless STEMbag dumbfucks who should be strapped into a rocket and fired directly into the sun.
  Tricking your moral and intellectual superiors into thinking that a scary chemical is out there just to then reveal that it’s actually water is intellectual idiocy of the highest order. If bottom of the barrel worthless dumbfucks want to combat chemophobia, all you have to do is engage in education.
- It's not supposed to be funny.
  
  Yes it is and you know it is. The downvotes prove it. Only worthless pieces of dogshit think that trickery nonsense is amusing.
- Very intelligent people can like childish fart jokes and dad jokes. It has nothing to do with their intelligence; people just have opinions on humor. I don't like scatological jokes, but I don't try to define someone's intelligence with it. That would be extremely stupid, as they are not related.
  
  If the “humor” is derived from condescension and superiority, which it clearly is here, then I evaluate it as low intelligence. I couldn’t care less if anyone agrees with me about that, but it is directly related because stupidity is a choice and based on how you treat others. The type of person who is amused by tricking their intellectual superiors is a bottom of the barrel worthless dumbfuck masquerading as an intelligent person.