Anon fights injustice

trying to make my way through Infinite Jest when all of a sudden I hear someone's ringtone.
"oh hi! I'm in the library... yeah I can talk"
how dare he interrupt me during my daily Brain Gain session!
spend 15 minutes carefully listening to his conversation, waiting for him to finish
he finally does
carefully observe for another 50 minutes until he finishes reading
follow him outside the library, meet him just by the front door
"y-you shouldn't, uh, t-talk in the library"
he looks at me, somewhat bewildered
"g-give me your telephone"
"you fukkin' what?"
"it's your p-punishment... I collect them in my trophy room"
he beats me mercilessly
crawl back into the library
someone checked out my book thinking it was a library copy

such is the life of a modern intellectual