TOOL fans when you skip the tracks in the album that are just 5 minutes of birds with no real music really do be looking at you like:

Imagine thinking that birds aren't "real music". It's called "birdSONG" for a reason.

I have only found one Tool song at all interesting to listen to every once in a rare while (the Fibonacci song about spirals, I don't remember what it's called) and I only ever listened to it because this cute friend from highschool recommended it to me when we were 19.