Calling it now; the tariffs aren't gonna last because Amerikkkans are highly addicted to coffee and may finally be pushed to action if prices surge 30+%
Common non-coffee drinker W
It's like gasoline/petrol prices for humans.
Amerikkkans ... may finally be pushed to action
This is the end result of Mormons accounting for like half of the FBI/CIA. Non-caffeinated patriots are in control.
Nah bring back Victorian style capitalism. Coffee is now 5% actual coffee and the rest is laced with dirt and my farts, maybe some anthrax for fun
farts
Are you an Asian palm civet? Because there will be tariffs on you, too.
I knew it was a good move to buy your farts when demand was low! I'm gonna be rich
Well now that nintendos have been delayed there may be a chance of guillotines hitting the streets
No you guise, you don't understand!
This is gonna make prices lower somehow because The Communists (Jeff Bezos, Mike Walmart) will accept lower profits and then all the other Bad Countries will come groveling for the Best Trade Deals Ever!
you forgot about Tim Apple, the most communist of all the US communists.
Black Rifle Coffee will be exempt from the tariffs
The only black life that matters
good, cant cut off money to the zapatistas
Hmmm, economically destructive taxes put on imports of caffeinated beverage ingredient Americans consume large quantities of, except one favored corporation with deep ties to the state get an exemption to them? Why does that sound so familiar?
sounds like a great place to hang out once we run out of tesla dealerships.
Americans will just switch to Celsius or whatever energy drinks. They won't do shit about losing treats aside from complain and pray for Kamala to bring them back in a few years
The caffeine in energy drinks I think comes from the decaffeination process for decaf coffee
lt comes from guarana, but either way it is processed somewhere else and incredibly cheap to produce and ship in this form. Not like fresh, heavy beans
Those will also increase in price with tariffs on countries that supply aluminum and the ingredients to make that slop
Oh shit does this mean Arizona tea is gonna be more than 99c per can?
Yeah but what does that translate to, a 50 cent price increase per can at most? The ingredients they use are already so cheap, I don't think caffeine addicts will care about such a small change for these types of beverages. Only real coffee snobs will suffer, but the average coffee drinker already drinks the cheap stuff, it won't be much more expensive.
Complain and voooooooote for the other party that runs on protecting their treats
They'll drink those coffee alternatives people in the civil war drank with caffeine tablets mixed in
Nothing like a hot cup of chicory in the morning while smoking a cheroot.
Or like have coffee plantations in puerto rico and florida.
300 years in the future
History teacher: "and that is what kicked off what we call the Coffee Rebellion in what was then the United States."
No water. No beer.
no trust me. the highly productive Kona region will supply the entire American market now that they don't have to compete with those inferior imports
They're just going to switch to caffeinated soda. In your heart you know this to be true.
They will deregulate the fda and Panera will bring back the heart attack lemonade
The Mormons pull out a win again. Patriots are in control
Did they stop drinking Caffeine Free primarily?
Apparently Mormons only avoid hot caffeinated drinks. Makes sense that Swig is so fucking popular.
Never underestimate the burgerreich's ability to avoid doing anything that's mildly inconvenient
I will die on the barricades for white monster.
So this is how the coffee party was formed
The beans I usually buy in bulk from a local roaster have gone up 25% in the last couple years for me. And I purposefully bought the cheaper ones. It sucks lmao
For commodity coffee a random 30% increase is just a Tuesday. The C price has almost quadrupled in the past 5 years and fluctuates wildly. It jumped 30% from December to February and is down 15% from a month ago.
Where the tariffs will really increase prices is any roasteries that are actually paying ethical prices based on cost of production to begin with. The chuds that would revolt already aren't going to those shops.
January 6th, but at Dunkin HQ
#beanwatch
usians will spring to action!
depose the fascists and get the.... fascists.. in power..?
I'm super excited for the day we do, but a great deal of usian heads're still livin in a liberals paradise fantasy
Climate change is also causing some draughts, raising prices on certain regions. Working with the stuff, I'll always have quick access, but I often wonder how my job would look if suddenly these burlap sacks quadruple.
Voyager and Captain Janeway’s struggle for coffee was a documentary
I remain skeptical
I mean, supply will go down and so will demand because of lower tolerance