You'll never test enough for the end user
You'll never test enough for the end user
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as the old programmer joke goes:
a programmer walks into a bar, he asks for:
-> 2 beers please
-> 9999 beers please
-> -5 beers please
-> π beers please
satisfied with the results he leaves and invites the first normal user. The normal user goes up to the barman and asks:
"sorry where is the bathroom?"
the bar explodes
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This has been animated on Youtube several times, so instead of linking to a video, here's a search for all of them.
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A long time ago a fellow GM taught me a great rule: Every problem that you introduce should have at least three possible solutions; two that you came up with yourself, and one that your players will find, and which you could never have imagined.
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When your group is sure the DM is walking you into a trap but they were just curating a pleasant experience.
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So one night we’re playing a modern era game and the BBEG and her husband are “holding court” at a very expensive night club. So all the PCs get dressed fancy, rent a limo, and bribe the bouncer heftily to let us in. A quick persuasion check and we’re in and snooping around. The GM wads up about a whole notebook. “I had plans for you to come in through the skylight, sneak through the kitchen, break in through the fire exit, even find a secret door to the basement. I never thought you’d just go in through the front door.”
So sometimes it’s the GM that fails to plan the simple solution.
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I play Seven Days To Die (a zombie apocalypse game) and there are quests like clear out all the zombies in this place.
Some places show you the main loot room through an armoured window will before you can get to it legitimately. There will be an armoured door with half a million hit points to tell you not to bother.
So in one such game I dug through the 1000 hit point wall next to the armoured door, looted the loot, and did the zombie extermination path backwards
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This is usually Glock 9's approach if just trying to speedily loot.
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Literally every adventure where we have to enter a potentially dangerous castle/mansion/tower. We're going to climb or fly up to a higher level window because obviously if there's a trap or ambush, it'll be at the front door.
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I keep wedging things into latches so doors can’t lock behind us.
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I played an aarakocra in a campaign with a brand new DM once. I triple checked and told them some of the difficulties of having a flying character and I still got greenlit. Very first quest I flew to the top of a mansion and threw down some rope. Poor DM never saw it coming and I derailed the entire thing lol. I got up to all kinds of stuff that campaign and the DM did eventually figure out how to work with my nonsense
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Truest principle of RPGs. You can't plan on the party going anywhere you expect or doing anything you expect. My solution is to design all situations, villains, etc. as drop-ins and drop them in wherever the party ends up going. The entrance to the ancient tombs of the evil priest lords could be in some ruins the middle of The Sinister Forest, or it can be under a village blacksmith's forge in the Happy Hobbit Foothills if the party decides to detour around the Sinister Forest. Doesn't matter, they'll get there.
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As a teenager I worked on a restaurant.
One day I went in without any sleep and with a lot of weed.
Boss sent me down to get sugar for the pancake batter.
Spent like 5 minutes trying to get the package open. Ended up just cutting the top off with a knife.
Turned out I opened a salt cylinder.
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If it looks like a carton, expect your party to open it as a carton - don't expect them to go searching for future microplastics.
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You are aware that the inside is lined with plastic anyway?
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At least the carton was not destroyed in the process.
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Look, I just think of the problems. They have to think of the solutions.
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Most important rule of GM-ing, do not over-prepare details, keep a vague outline and let the player figure out the details.
At best, the PC will just find another solution that the one you ignore (why fight the guard when you can bribe/blackmail them) or even they'll ignore huge part of your scenario.
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Or even worse/better (depending on perspective or frustration): That guard-whose-name-is-ummmmm-Jack, which of course is short for ummmmm, Jakarth, yes, he should be here somewhere. ([Rolling dice …] Oh, yes, of course. Oh there he is. Sribble, scribble, scribble.]) That’s the one they now insist on befriending … You know, the one who
iswas of no importance, and who now for some reason (players work in mysterious ways) ends up being the NPC around which the next year-and-a-half of campaign revolves.
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I half expected to scroll down and see a straw poking in the side labeled "the party's rolls" or something to that effect
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