1 hr before these fake gamers get banned from the everything app

This dude is CEO of multiple companies, has like 87 kids, high level position in the government and still takes the time to get ratioed on his own platform.
- You'd think he's a communist with how often he gets publicly owned.
  
  It's a shame he's only the means to produce bullshit.
- 53 year old man
  
  53 years old toddler.

Hey wait Ubisoft you’re not allowed to be this cool.
- Imagine being dunked and ratio'd by fucking Ubisoft. Even a billionaire should have enough shame to kill themselves.
  
  It would be so funny if the muskrat would uninstall himself over this.

Chaser:
- I had no idea who the second guy was. He's a racist/sexist ex-Blizzard employee.
  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Kern
  Kern has become an outspoken critic of the company and criticized such environmental, social, and governance standards and diversity, equity, and inclusion initiatives effects on video game developers. In March 2024, he railed against wokeness, telling Fox News that there is a "coordinated effort to insert diversity politics into games".
  
  In 2016, Kern began seeking crowdfunding for Em-8er, a "spiritual successor" to Firefall. Kern did an interview with YouTuber Upper Echelon in Sept 2024, claiming that about 600K has been raised so far for Em-8er.
  This is specifically the part that they are getting his ass on.
  
  I had no idea who the second guy was.
  You have no idea how much I envy you for that.
  
  Yeah, dude left blizzard at the right time for all the wrong reasons lol
  
  "Diversity politics" lol
- Holy shit, it's real https://xcancel.com/assassinscreed/status/1904661876681699351
  
  He replies again with some game thats not even his and gets obliterated.
  
  They're absolutely getting fired, but that is one hell of a blaze of glory to go out in. The angry look on Egotistic Elon's face is probably priceless, with that response getting nearly 10x as many likes as both his political shitposts combined.
- Verbal Assassin’s Creed
- The most scathing article he could find to reply with was one that says "its selling well but not as well as these two other games"?
- Lmao. It doesn't matter what articles spit, as long as your game is selling. Shadows is selling well, and it's a fun game! It's really the same old AC but now you get to actually have 2 different styles of play.
  Success brings out the haters and people LOVE to hate on Ubisoft.
  
  And not for nothing, but Shadows is apparently doing pretty well
  
  I’m lovin’ it. It’s gorgeous, has way more verticality in the map than the last bunch in the franchise, and feels overall more polished re: animations, parkour, etc. But damn is it pretty.

That ratio slaps
- Brings a tear to the eye
  
  Just an update to the whole chain. Theres good in this world, and its worth fighting for.
- How can you tell ratio? I don't use Xitter, and have no idea what those symbols mean.
  
  Musk's tweet has about 200 retweets and 2.4k 'hearts' (likes), Ubisoft's has 1.9k retweets and has 9.2k hearts. Therefore, nearly 5x the number of people have interacted with Ubisoft's tweet. A 'ratio' of 5:1.
  Edit: Guess that's closer to 4:1, regardless, ratio.
  
  I believe it's likes (the heart icon) to replies (the chat bubble icon). Usually there are way, way more likes than replies: the ubisoft comment in the screenshot has 9,200/408 which is about 23. The middle comment has 2,400/318 which is about 8. Guessing that's unusually low.

Ubisoft marketing account with the concealed blade

The real assassin is in the Ubisoft PR department all along

- How this guy still has time for games and twitter is beyond me,
  I have an easy, simple answer.
  He doesn't actually work or play games. He spends all his time scrolling and tweeting from his many, many accounts, has people playing games for him.
- Common error, but it's actually the "saving Americans from money" department.
  
  Down at the ol' de-employment agency.

Oh my god, a streamer shouldn't advertise a mediocre game to get compensation for their work? Has anyone told the Raid Shadow Legends steamers?
- A side comment, Ubisoft was promoted in a show on Apple, for a while, people did not like how propagandized it was
  
  I like Mythic Quest... Then again, I'm a normal person that lives in the real world and could not care less about Ubisoft's involvement.

Ubisoft is based now?
- In comparison to Musk. It tells you more about Musk than Ubi.
- Praising them for being less shitty then musk is stupid.

Why is anyone else but nazis on X at this point?
- I think a lot of artists are still holding on to their following there, bluesky has a lot of the same features (more actually because it allows you to change settings to hide NSFW images), but it's hard to migrate a following to a new site.
  
  Its actually easy.
  First, post on the alternative site.
  Then mirror the post on xitter after 24 hours with an added "Btw, follow me on Bluesky/Mastodon to be the first to see my posts"
  Bonus points if you get banned for promoting an alternative platform, that'll make them seem like their being persecuted and the followers will follow.
  
  If the followers dont follow you then they aren’t followers are they
- There are still a lot of major commercial and political and media presences there, which is going to mean a lot of people who report on and follow those entities have to maintain their accounts, and all the people who follow those people are still going to be there.
  It's still a huge platform, it's still used by the majority of the world for all manner of applications. We easily get stuck in weird perspectives of the world and current events because a lot of algorithms push "satisfaction porn" on us, making it look like the current political administration is getting "DESTROYED" by this and that... it's as false of a worldview as what they consume, it makes us all think that people like Musk are hurting and suffering as consequence of backlash.
  If you browse around the fetid hangouts of the conservatives and Techbros who idolize these people, they're in exactly the same black-hole where perspective cannot escape. "Why would anyone use Bluesky at this point? It's failing every day!" they will proclaim while laughing at how unphased Musk is, and how much success they've been having.
  Not making a both-sides argument, just a warning that the algorithm distorts your perspectives - it's designed to make everyone feel validated and that can be incredibly damaging when you're trying to affect change on the world.
  
  I think that as soon as bluesky starts doing verification on accounts, more people will make the switch.
  
  It's still owned by a nazi and put forwards nazi ideas. Staying on this platform just mean you accept to be a nazi-enabler because you think it provides you a personal benefit. AFAIC, people on X are selfish and spineless, fuck every single one of them.
- Well several police department use it ro send our amber alerts. Dear God that's a terrible idea but it true. Months ago there was a twitter outage that stop any emergency alert from going out.
  
  Amber Alerts have their own system that has nothing to do with Twitter. A lot of people disable it but it rings on your phone the way an emergency alert does and it's local to your area. I'm sure they also send alerts through twitter, bluesky, and fascist-book just to cover bases but the main system is not dependent on a social media platform. That would be stupid.

Is Elon still trying to prove he can fit in with the gamer crowd? It looks so sad, like Zucky learning martial arts to prove everyone how tough he is. Guys you don't need to fuck the planet over your teenagehood traumas, just deal with them like any other reasonable person.
- Drugs'n stuff?
  
  well elon does do that
- Who? That guy that badgered a judge until he changed his decision for a piece of plastic?

Uncommon Ubisoft associated W (Ubisoft is a French company so its not surprising TBH)

3 of the worst public personae feeding of each other for relevance. A real human centipede type shit, shame Musk is on the beginning end.
- The attention economy truly brings out the worst society has to offer.
- I like Hasan. Deal with it.
  
  congratulations

Is he talking about Hasan the streamer?
- Yes

Man I really don't know which I despise more, Elon Musk or Ubisoft.
I'm leaning towards thinking Ubisoft is the marginally lesser evil.
(I might have my issues with Hasan directly related to his softballing the Houthis but critical support to the fucker here, easy)
- This the most crazy take I've ever seen. One guy is actively dismantling the government and attempting to steer us into an Oligarchical White Nationalist Ethnostate, and the other is a video game company that overcharges and under delivers sometimes.
  
  You are underestimating how awful the upper management/ownership of Ubisoft is. Their treatment of their employees and their attempted sexual assault cover up. Not just their shitty anti-consumer practices.
  That said, I'll admit I was using a little hyperbole in comparing them to Elon Musk, at least in terms of the consequences of their actions. They're genuinely really fucking bad though.
- Is Ubisoft trying to dismantle democracy? I'm pretty sure one here is way worse.
  
  Agreed. UPlay definitely is the worse thing
  
  I mean, they would if they could.
  
  In terms of consequences yeah you are right. But for once I was comparing character not magnitude of consequences.
  If he could, I would not put it past Yves Guillemot to do exactly what Elon Musk is doing.
- One is a video game company and the other is a fascist who is helping to dismantle the US government. Ubisoft at its absolute worst doesn't even come a million miles close to Elon's evil.
  
  I was using hyperbole.
- Who says you need to support one of them?
  Both are bad in their own way.
- Holy shit a balanced Hasan take? In this economy?
  
  Balanced? LOL... Dude compared Ubisoft, a shitty video game company, to the Trump Administration. That's the dumbest shit I've read all day.
- I might have my issues with Hasan directly related to his softballing the Houthis
  The kid he interviewed wasn't part of the Ansar Allah. But even if Hasan did manage to interview one of them, there is literally no difference between bloviating about how the guys fighting against the genocide in Yemen aren't perfect victims and zionists using the fact that Hamas isn't perfect to justify their genocide in Palestine.
  Actually it's usually the same person doing both.
- can i ask you what ubisoft has done recently to get hated on so much? honestly.
  
  They published one bad game after another that were commercial flops because of modern predatory videogame practices and them being out of touch with what players actually want. Also with AC Shadows they managed to piss off an entire nation by being disrespectful to their culture, so much that the issue was brought up in Parliament to the prime minister of Japan.

heavens above how is elon so stupid and yet still alive? He should have mistaken sleeping pills for candy and OD'd by now or something.
- The ketamine cancels it out.

Can someone share some context please
- Hasan was paid by ubisoft to play the new Assassin's creed on stream (which he was very clear that it is a paid promotion) grummz got mad and called him a "terrorist supporter" and claimed ubisoft supports terrorism (because Hasan is middle eastern and pro-palestine). Then Elon responded to grummz with this.
  
  Dont forget Grimes called Hasan hot. Musk be jellouse
  
  (because Hasan is middle eastern and pro-palestine)
  Must be his pro-Houthi stances. That also covers 'called him a “terrorist supporter”', since plenty of people see the Houthi as terrorists, with them overthrowing the government, even though they do claim to want a democracy (just not one governed by a corrupt president).
  
  Hasan is Turkish, not Middle Eastern.
  
  Hasan openly glazes Hamas and Houthis. He calls them freedom fighters and showing their propaganda videos while he calls them music Videos.
  I'm not into hating vallhalla for stupid reasons, but it's a fact to call Hasan a terrorist supporter.
- Elon streamed Path of Exiles a Diablo-like online MMORPG pretending he plays often.
  Everyone watching knew he didn't know a thing about the game at all showing he never played it and likely bought or paid someone to level the account for him.
  Rich folk like Elon are envious of us regular/poor people. We dress better, are actually funny and do enjoyable shit. Whenever he tries to take part he comes out looking like a big fraud and a dumbass.
  
  No amount of money can ever buy skill, true love and friendship, or skill.
  
  Lmfaooo so just like his task in office pretends to know but doesn’t what a bufoon

Resquiata in pace

I think they're gonna pull another "Mahmoud Khalil" on Hasan Piker soon.
I doubt they care about citizenship at this point
- I dunno, Hasan has a pretty big platform. I think they realize that would be a mistake... They might target his family though.
  
  The platform would not do anything people who watch him will less likely to do anything other than watching reaction of other streamer about his arrest
- They'll cite that Call of Duty where the bad guy is a Muslim named Hasan, and the first like 5 times you think you're going to catch him it's actually someone watching his livestream.
  You think I'm joking, but in the run up to the Iraq war, the brits literally cited an action movie from 1996 and said "Iraq has this [fictional] weapon"

Grummz is a racist, sexist, transphobic, anti-woke pile of crap.
He is also behind the recently released Schedule 1 game. Don't buy it.
EDIT: Nope, I was wrong. He is still a bigot, tons of evidence for that. But he was citing Schedule 1 sales numbers and I read that it was his game. But I can't verify that anywhere so I was mistaken.
- that idiot is also bad at his job which is why he can't release a fucking game (for which ubi also shat on him lol) which is why he has to cite someone else's game. he's not just a bigoted manchild, but he's also a disgraced fraud with a career full of failed projects with many stories about how horrible he is at his job.
- How is Kern related to the Schedule I game?
  
  I was mistaken, Grummz cited Schedule 1 in his weird little pissing match with Ubisoft and I assumed he was attached to it.

Jesus Christ I've never cared about anything less than whatever is going on there. In fact, it's horseshoe theory in action. It is so far from anything I care about I am actually annoyed it has reached my eyes, and I therefore do care about it. I didn't think that was possible.
- Idk man, I just like when something funny is low stakes and doesn't threaten my way of life
- I wish I didn't have to care what Elon is doing.