Crimes against breakfasts
Crimes against breakfasts
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Tangent: I swear by orange juice in coffee instead of creamer. It deals with the bitter coffee taste by just making it Very Taste. It doesn't taste good, quite the opposite. (My fiancée accidentally tasted my coffee once and immediately puked.) But it certainly does taste
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straight to jail.
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Yo my dude wtf
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For Maximum Taste, add HP Brown Sauce.
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Psychotic. Terrifying. Beautiful.
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Disgusting
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I went to a restaurant in a tropical beach town, and one of the cafes did espresso shots in a fruit juice that is a bit like a bitter orange and it was meh, I would try orange juice in my coffee at home though. I think the problem was there was more juice than coffee flavor and the bad ratio didn't taste great.
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Reminds me of when I tried putting 7Up in iced tea, expecting just fizzy iced tea.
It wasn't. It was a completely weird flavor out of nowhere. Something terrible happened in that glass.
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They killed Jesus because he spoke the truth.
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Ice pour over with fresh calamansi juice goes amazingly well together.
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Post this on Facebook. I've learned that everyone on there fucking hates Ramsey because she's a little odd looking and was cast to play a teenage character (Ellie) who they really wanted to fuck, I guess.
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Such a shame people are so bigotted. Ramsey is an absolute fantastic actor and I can't imagine any other actor their age getting Ellie's character so spot on.
That being said, the thought of orange juice in my cereal makes my teeth hurt.
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I first saw her as Lady Mormont in game of thrones and knew she was going places
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Honestly, I think those guys were all in on the hate well before the TV show was even announced.
The sequel's plot really triggered that part of the internet...
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Lotta lactose intolerant people put fruit juice on cereal. I tried it on a long cross-country trip with my wife - tastes pretty good, and no worries about milk going bad.
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Fruit juice should be refrigerated once opened and does go bad in several days
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Well we're still alive and well, what can I say.
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But now you have diabetes.
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I'm upset the image doesn't show cornflakes but oats
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She eats cereal like she's actually living in the last of us. I wonder if she also eats cold, expired beans directly out of a can she opened with a hunting knife
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Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200.
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When I was a kid we were not allowed milk if we were sick. So I used to eat my cheerios with OJ. It got to the point I liked it more than with milk.
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People love making arbitrary food rules. Eat whatever tastes good, so long as no one's hurt.
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That is how I feel too. I used to gatekeep food. Now I am like whatever. Eat what you like how you like.
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Me until my SO starting starting pouring ketchup on the pasta I made him with homemade pasta sauce.
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Don't yuck someone else's yum.
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Lmao I appreciate the caveat but Im also having fun trying to imagine (not fucked up) food choices that could "harm" someone else
edit: I used to have to sit there and watch my cousin dump ketchup on his kraft mac n' cheese and that definitely hurt me
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My mom had the same rule about milk. She said if you were running a fever, the milk would "curdle in your stomach" and make you nauseous. Your stomach is acidic. Milk always curdles in your stomach.
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Asked my mom about this a few years back because she had the same rule. Turned out, she knew it was mostly bs, but she didnt want to deal with kids puking up curdled milk because it grossed her out, and apparently we had a harder time puking it up so we were more upset.
And honestly, i dont blame her. Depending on the year, she could have had 5 kids in the house all sick to some degree. If it took telling us milk would make us sicker to help ease that stress, I agree with it.
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try it with a shot of kahlua
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I mean, I've never eaten any cereal with OJ instead of milk, but it seems like it could work with a cereal + OJ combination that isn't too overpowerfully sweet, or just a really strange combo.
Like... Lucky Charms + OJ... seems like it would be weird.
But... OJ + some kind of bran flake based cereal? That... might actually be better than milk, imo.
Now I want to try this haha.
I've always been the kind of person that'll try basically any kind of food at least once.
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I only ever recall eating plain cheerios (actually a knockoff called oat-e-oh) and kix, but those were not great with the oj.
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Well, I've got cereal at home and bought some orange juice yesterday and it's roundabout breakfast time, so... wish me luck.
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How did it go?...
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He ded
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Good luck soldier, please give a status report ASAP🫡
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Well, I'm still alive
after they patched me back together in the hospital.Alright, honestly, it really wasn't too bad. I had oatmeal with dried banana slices and sunflower seeds (yes, that was all the cereal I had at home, well, except for some raisins which I didn't dare combine this way).
The orange juice tasted more sour than I expected, which is good in my book. I had expected it to taste somewhat like cereal with water, which is vile, and it does not taste like that at all. I am now wondering, if I can make a cereal / fruit salad hybrid by throwing more fruit into there.On a serious note, I'm currently challenging myself to eliminate plastic from my diet and milk is one of the things that's impossible to buy without plastic over here, for whatever stupid reason. Even the most eco-branded oat milk still comes wrapped in plastic garbage.
And yeah, given the alternatives of coconut milk (in a tin can), oat milk powder and water, orange juice is actually looking pretty damn good right now.
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Why do they already give the vibe that they do this prior to reading this article?
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This might be sardonically called atrocity, which is considerably better than the status quo, that being a literal atrocity.
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Could be worse, she could microwave tea instead of using a kettle...isn't that right Americans
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The chemist in me is so sad 😞 what’s wrong with the microwave for heating water? That’s it’s one job in life
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I think they believe we’re heating the cup with the tea bag in it or smth, instead of just heating water. Idk. It’s lunacy.
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Domestic microwave ovens rarely offer more than 1kW of power, while a regular British kettle is 3kW. It takes ages to boil a cuppa in the microwave and that's unacceptable!
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"What is my purpose?"
You make a mid cup of tea.
dejected appliance noises
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I much prefer my cheap plastic electric kettle that imbues each cup of tea with microplatics
Microwaves are also one of the best methods for cooking vegetables due to minimal nutrients being sucked out by water (unless you're drinking your boiled broccoli water of course) and no charring (yummy cancer) but it's seen as inferior by most.
That said I've literally never cooked tofu in the microwave and I'm hesitant to even try lol
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Don't pick on them. They only get 110v inches/pound power. They'll write you an angry note on letter sized paper.
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I'm from Canada, Vancouver specifically. I came over to the UK late 2020 to be with my now wife. Filled out my visa application mid-2020. The application had to be on A4. The "corporate partner" office that processes all the UK visa applications has to be sent printers and paper from the UK. As for myself I had to hire a small printing firm to print my application out on larger paper and cut it down to A4. The UKVI office, and the Canadian corporate partner who dealt with my application and biometrics....had the digital copy. I was still required to provide a hard copy on A4.
110v/240v isn't really a huge issue....but I wish us Canadians would pull our finger out and go full metric, with the same ISO standard paper sizes as the rest of the rational world....
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I'd be really mad at you right now, IF I COULD READ!
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Okay, I'm all for roasting Americans on our standards and measurements, but what size paper do you use? I have no complaints about 8 1/2"x 11" paper, but I'm obviously used to it.
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And don't forget to put the tea bag in first.
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Why would anyone warm it? I have a puddle with like 20 oak leaves in my backyard, if I want leaf water, I'll drink that.
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Regardless of taste that much sugar is a sure path to early diabeetus.
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Not just that. It's bad for teeth to. Not to mention she'll be honey in an hour.
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That's how they knew she was autistic.
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One look at her and you can guess she is neurodivergent. She ain't Ana de Armas, Gal Gadot, or Margot Robbie.
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Honestly, i did this with muesli and apple juice for years. Only thing that stopped me was finding out how awesome and cheap i can make my own oat milk at home with and the ridiculous sugar apple juice added.
OJ is kinda tangy though, that wouldn't work... Apple was far mellower
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Oooh do you have a favorite oat milk recipe?
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This is what we started with, but oats are so cheap increasing the amoint to add to the creaminess is somewhat inevitable:
3 cups water
1/2 cup rolled oats
2 tsp maple syrup
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
1/8 tsp salt
Blend all ingredients together and pour through mesh strainer into a jar with a tight-fitting lid. Don't push the mushy oats through the strainer or else it will be gritty (but its basically porridge)
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Once upon a time when I was still in probably about middle or high school, my mom for some reason got a bug up her ass about how much milk we were using and decided she would go on "strike" and stop buying milk.
So one day I came downstairs and poured myself a bowl of cereal. Finding no milk in the fridge, I just kind of shrugged and grabbed a 2L bottle of root beer and poured that over my cereal while she watched.
Her strike ended really quick after that.
Root beer cereal wasn't terrible. I can't remember exactly which cereal it was, but we usually had fairly plain options, Cheerios, corn flakes, Chex, etc. usually nothing frosted, fruity, etc. I wouldn't exactly recommend it, but if you ever find yourself contemplating soda as an alternative cereal liquid, I do think root beer is probably your best bet.
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Did she play The Flash as well?
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One time when I was single, I poured myself a big bowl of rice crispies, only to find that my milk was sour. I was really annoyed - then I realized I had apple juice, so I poured that on instead. It was a little on the sweet side, but it actually tasted pretty good.
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bc autism
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And? It’s still delicious
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I guess it would give the cornflakes flavor.
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Using juices instead of milk for cereals is a completely different experience but IMHO doesn't taste bad. I go with oat milk in 80% of the cases, but also use orange/pear/apple/... juice from time to time. Especially in summer, it feels lighter and more refreshing.
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Bless her heart
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All ready to turn psycho for season 2 then...
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None. The two times I tried cereal with liquid as a kid, I puked. I guess because of that, I always ate it dry. Though I'm not bothered by anyone who drowns it if they so desire; you do you!
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Maybe they just don't like cow squeezin's. I've actually done this before for precisely that reason. Milkis a raw ingredient waiting to be turned into cheese, cream or yoghurt. It's not supposed to be consumed as is. And soy milk tasted like weirdly astringent bidet water.
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weirdly astringent bidet water.
Bidet water is just water til it hits your butt...then it's toilet water. Why you drinkin out the terlit? Brawndo has electrolytes... it's what plants crave!
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What, you don't want to drink out of the toilet fountain?
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I'll pick a bowl of cornflakes, OJ, and diced fruit for breakfast whenever I can.
Cornflakes can be combined with a lot of things better than suck ass milk. You don't believe me? My favorite summer snack? A bowl of cornflakes with fresh tomatoes, olive oil and spices. Fuck you all dairy supremacists.
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whatever keeps you going through the day, mate.
id rather skip on the cereal in this case
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This sounds interesting. I may try it. What spices do you use?
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Normally the ones that you put in pizza sauce. For me they are oregano, basil, garlic, chili, pepper
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As a kid, I used to love that!
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At least it is not crimes against the cows
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They? Who's they? Like her whole family does that?
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"They" can be used as a gender non-specific pronoun.
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I'm a native English speaker & I also read it and was like "Who else is engaging in this madness?!" If I've learned anything: It seems if we're reading and it doesn't make sense we'll assume the "they" is of the person; not that the writer has omitted anyone.
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who cares? and why? Like this stupid thing pouring orange juice in your coffee.
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