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When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, it sends you back to apartheid South Africa.

That twitter car

How about Derploreans? I liked cyber rust though, living in salty winter roads territory.
Funny how living where trucks are actually useful in the winter has kept the washing tubs to a minimum. Between the two factors I only saw my first one in the wild this month. It was black in a vain effort to look cool lol
- I would drop the "r" and roll with Deplorean for all the deplorables driving them.

Makes me glad that Bob Gale is preventing any new Back to the Future movies from being made, 'cause you know that someone in Hollywood would have tried to make a Cybertruck time machine otherwise.

My favorite is Incel Camino.

I don’t understand the market for the Swastikar. You need to love Nazism, believe that global warming is real, and be able to finance a 100K vehicle. That’s a Venn Diagram with an incredibly small center circle.
The recalls and potential to be burned alive inside also have to be ignored.
- You need to... believe that global warming is real
  No you don't. There are plenty of chuds who like higher-end electric cars just because they're extremely fast.
  
  All cars in Seattle travel at 30mph or less during morning and afternoon traffic.
  
  Yeah but you dont need a Tesla. There are so many cool electric cars now.
- You also need to be clueless about off-road and towing capabilities. I see an odd similarity to this car as the Hummer brand in the 2000s. It represented some sort of gluttonous American superiority at the time. Whereas the Hummer alluded to a military superiority, the Cybertruck now alludes to a BigTech superiority. It's all the attempt to buy yourself an identity.
  
  Whereas the Hummer alluded to a military superiority
  Uhhhh....you have seen the H3, right?
- I think it's way simpler than that. Has to be, these people are dumb.
  A lot of people worship money, and, well... car made by richest man. That mean car good! Buy car!
- Conditions a and b line up well… no belief in global warming required to buy your favorite billionaire’s shitty tonka truck.
- It's simple to understand. Just look at the company's stock value since the CEO outed himself as a Nazi.

Funny, but I prefer Swasticar bc Deplorean is trading on the cool factor of DeLoreans
- Wankpanzer is also pretty good.

We would have also accepted “Failblazer”

Fun fact: Every month something else falls off these things, or they find out a spring shower disables the electrical system, or...
Doc doesn't have to get it to 88mph to travel Back to the Dealership
- Doc ~~doesn't have to~~ can't get it to 88mph, ~~to travel~~ Back to the Dealership in limp mode!