Fuck it I'm just gonna start walking around with jars of pickles in my bag
They're a great snack yim yum
5 comments
Maybe I should start bringing a few carrots with me everywhere? :three-heads-thinking:
THROW THEM IN THE JAR!
Big guys come up to you on the street, with tears in their eyes, and ask "@corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net where are your pickle jars, we love your pickle jars"
Corgis have the best pickles folks! Many are saying! Many such cases!
Asking someone to help open your pickle jar is a good way to make new friends
Maybe I should start bringing a few carrots with me everywhere? :three-heads-thinking:
THROW THEM IN THE JAR!