Guess who now has a girlfriend! (Can't text her back sadly, since she's banned)
Guess who now has a girlfriend! (Can't text her back sadly, since she's banned)
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you wouldn't know her, she goes to another instance
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Nicole and I are meant to be. I just need to set up a crypto account... /s
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Hey there buddy, she's mine! I challenge you to a dual for the maiden.
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Brilliant. Bit I thought Nicole was my bestie
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I've gotten 4 messages from Nicole, all with different pictures of the same girl so I know she's real
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That's so funny, my new girlfriend is also called Nicole, and you won't believe it, I met her right here on the Fediverse! 😍
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If this meme persists we can just substitute the vocabulary word 'girlfriend' for 'Nicole' & use it irl.
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Finally got mine. Now i feel like a real lemmy user
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That’s the beauty of fediverse chicks. If you don’t like the current instance, you can painlessly join another Nicole.
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... tl;dr: we shouldn't call them federated services, they are "swinger services" (not to be mistaken with dogging apps).
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Okay rewrite this comment in the style of the Stallman copypasta
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I got my first Nicole message yesterday I feel blessed now…
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Sorry, this is a competition, I have already TWO Nicole messages, with two different pictures! One of them hasnt been shared widely yet I think so it's a shiny ✨.
Do better Mr second place.
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Your days will be truly miraculous from here on out.
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got my first nicole recently too.
that means the fediverse is growing nicely!
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Welcome to the fam!
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This is Nicoles world, we just comment in it.
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So on one side we have mega(mata)corps, on the other side of the war we have the federation of Nikoles.
The hellscape aftermath is where we pretend-play Fallout.
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🎶Corpos to the right of me
Nicoles on the left
Here I am stuck in the middle with you 🎶
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My Nicole message is going in a frame up on the wall
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Please make a post with this!
\ Irl pic is ofc expected.True love stories are so inspirational!
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I’m up to round 3. Can’t wait til I get to the final boss
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I was wondering what that was about. Guessing now a massive scam message blast?
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I thought it was a scam at first, as on the surface it resembles a romance/pig butchering scam. But if you dig a little deeper, it seems like it could be a harassment campaign targeting someone. The matrix server basically doxes someone's workplace, and the pictures of "Nicole" are screenshots from a webcam. At no point have I noticed any ask for sending funds.
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The mystery and weirdness of this is something to behold.
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I also have no idea what this is aboot, but seen more than one meme about it.
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This identity?/bot account has been mass messaging people directly like they did me. Thought it may of been legitimate for a second because some of my recent posts. But this just confirms it is a continuing scam of sorts.
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You know what, at this point I'd miss the messages if they stopped coming. I had a two week gap and I was weirdly disappointed about it.
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Thank you OP--timing is superb
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Nicole is so hot it's actually insane
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I thought she was kind of mid charisma-wise, but I will say she’s well known
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Dude your girlfriend is stalking me, please tell her to stop.
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