Guess who now has a girlfriend! (Can't text her back sadly, since she's banned)
Guess who now has a girlfriend! (Can't text her back sadly, since she's banned)
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I feel left out, not even a spam bot wants me :(
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Start being more active and posting stuff
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I got my message right after I filtered out the instance that follows "her" if you're desperate to get the dm. Dunno if it was related, but it was really weird timing.
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I got it a few weeks ago, but I just got another today.
That's 2 messages now. Feeling blessed.
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I have 2 girlfriends named Nicole but neither of them talk to me.
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Are they both from Canada and proud of being polish?
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Wtf? How did you know?
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Hey! You stay away from her! She messaged me first!
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Catch me, if you can!
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Sorry to be the one who breaks this to you but when she starts texting other people, well, she has a will of her own can, theoretically, can leave you when ever she wants
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I have to wonder if the actual woman in the image is aware her face is being plastered all over lemmy by some weird guy.
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I like to think that that's actually her, trying to scam us out of money, and I feel a kind of vicarious pride for her as a woman who doesn't even have to touch a real dick to get paid, while the rest of us chumps are over here with our shitty jobs. Obviously the reality of the situation isn't great, but in my head she's a Robin Hood kind of folk hero.
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Homely af spam bot. At least they're going for realism.
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My girlfriend browses a different instance
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Block and Report .. it's similar to Like and Subscribe .. but different.
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But I'm still smashing that like button either way
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Usually, when I want to report her, the account already doesn't exist anymore
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I got a bunch of messages. I saw my inbox, dismissed the spam and then I saw this meme. Actually lol'd. Thank you.
edit: although I'm a bit concerned... What's going on here? Anyone actually check out those links..? Obviously sketchy. Malware? Some kind of long con scam? Does this person know their image is being used?
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Just got mine today!
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Me too! I am truly part of the lemmy community now.
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Woohoo let’s celebrate! I have fentanyl laced blow who wants some
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I just got that message recently... does that mean I'm cool?
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One of us! !nicole@feddit.org
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So cool!
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Ah. I've just recently gotten that message. I kind of just ignored it.
What's the significance? Is it Lemmy's first spam bot?
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Looks like it is. !nicole@feddit.org
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Yay I'm the clurb now. Got my Nicole message today.
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Yeah i got mine yesterday, we're going in a date next week, i just gotta send her 500 dollars so she can get her car fixed first
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Hey mate me too
Is there a Nicole day for Lenny like we had cake days for the Nazi app?
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Later, virgins!
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Blessed be upon by the Fediverse chick!
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I got one this morning but the account got banned before I got to read it 😓
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