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US asks countries to help lower soaring prices of eggs

"The United States has reached out to Denmark..."

You know, the country the United States wants to invade and forcefully take land from.

America: The dumbest rocks in the sock drawer.

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  • Didn't their leader said they don't need to rely on other countries?

  • Oh? I was under the impression you didn't need us lesser and grifter nations? That we took you for a ride?

    Hm... I propose a fair trade - you might even call it "the best deal ever". Our eggs, for your cards.

    Wait, I forgot. Your cards lost their value recently, as they couldn't do shit for Ukraine against our common enemy.

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