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The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world

5d ago

It feels like laziness on their part now

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Kids these days...
Avocados used to be an important resource in the tech industry, since they were the only reliable source of new mouse balls.
After the invention of optical mice, experiments showed that the flesh around the mouse ball has an alternative use, for keeping millenials too poor to revolt.

You're allowed to say "kill" on the internet.
- not on tiktok you're not
  
  Then go somewhere else
- The biazzaro rules of TikTok censorship will forever impact the language English and I mourn it
- You’re allowed to obfuscate it too.
  
  Sre bt wh?
  Let's start obfuscating all our words so we don't offend anyone!
  
  Corporate-owned media can get fucked. Adapting vocabulary to the whims of their feckless advertisers is complicity.
  
  k** 'm gng t wrt lk ths n*w.

I don't really want to look at this man.

Same with the miniature furniture they give you in pizza boxes. I only ever seem to get the tables.
- In some parts of Canada they use a ball of dough instead. No plastic waste + bonus bread ball = far superior to the little table no matter how cute it is
  
  What's even the point of that? The little table doesn't do shit.
- I had gone to some pizza place years ago (in Santa Cruz I think) that has chairs to go with the table.
- I got a hockey net last time.

Who tf is this goober

FYI you can cram the seed into some dirt and grow your own avocado tree! Apparently needs a different tree to cross pollinate if you ever want it to make new avocados though
- Worth mentioning it'll fruit in half a decade, twice that if it isn't GMO

Can we all just take a moment and look at wtf is going on with that ear?
- it looks like an earphone.
- I do not want to look

Easier To clean at least than the ones the peach people put in.
- Those get stuck far more often as well.

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/MwiE8y17oLc
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/mtOWOpfsrAg
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/nUrYC-wHwzQ

Anyone else wanna yank that piercing out
- I don't get the joke. Does he deserve punishment because he has a piercing?
  
  Did you think that was a joke? We're allowed to be annoyed by things other people do.
  I understand that we don't have to like the piercing he chose to get. But he didn't have to get a piercing on his fucking face and then post social media content cropping basically everything else out...
- I just wonder... If he face plants... Will it be more painful? Like driving that into your cheek bone seems like it would be uncomfortable.
  .... does it have a backing? How's that work?
  
  As far as I know it has a backing that sits under the skin. Those types of piercing are supposedly very sensitive so it might migrate or reject entirely if it gets knocked
- No. I do think it's ugly though. My guy really needs to pick a different color. At first I thought he had like an open wound with the skin hanging off or something. Maybe it looks better in person.
- I want to slap every one of these people that post a picture of their face with some text over it that has nothing to do with their face.
  
  I don't use tik Tok, but I assume it was a video. I don't care for it much, but should maybe save the mass slapping for those screwing over healthcare or rent/mortgage costs. Some people use video calls, I do not. Doesn't mean I slap them for calling me that way, I just don't pick up or only answer with voice.

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