Traffic_irl (Art by Foxes In Love)

They should implement some kind of rating that shows just how righteous you were of a dude when you lived. Like, if you fed the homeless or volunteered in your local town or even just didn’t drive with your cell phone in your lap, you’d score points.

And then we could all compare scores, like some beautiful smug competition.

Akin to a credit score, but you know, for like, social things.