Sovcit drives an ecclesiastical chariot?

Everyone knows the DMV can be defeated vocabularily

Weren't chariots generally used in battle? Is this dude telling us he's conveying himself in a private biblical war machine?

I'm sure he tacked on the word ecclesiastical as an extra tasty crispy tax dodge or whatever, but I find the idea of an unlicensed, unregistered, and uninsured religious contraption of doom kind of terrifying.

Well, if God told him the laws don’t apply to him, they have to let him go