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Trump ‘definitively’ looking at Canada becoming U.S. state: Premier Furey

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  • I'd really like to think that the governments of states like California, Oregon, Washington, and New York would work with Canada to resist this stupid stunt and offer to instead become canadian provinces. I mean, if we're doing stupid shit about control of borders or whatever, and these states are already being attacked by Trump and giving more to the Fed than they're taking back, why not just offer our GDP to Canada in exchange for a functioning Federal government, with healthcare for our citizens too?

  • Hey Canada, just buy America from trump, tell him he’ll still be CEO, conclude the deal and then fire him.

    Thank you.

  • Turnip and his cronies so desperately want to divert everyone's attention from the dumpster fire they lit that they'll say anything .... me and my moose are on stand by for any invasion.

  • i love that both of these countrys are named for dogs

    i dont think we should be annexing the Canadians though. maybe we could just open the borders there and send the canadian border patrol to mexico. I feel like that'd make both sides happy

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