Scratch that itch
Scratch that itch
Scratch that itch
She got a dirty ass. TP sucks at cleaning your butthole.
The bidet is the way.
Had one until it leaked and flooded the house while we were away
You just need to get up in there a little bit.
When you see red, you're clean.
Is this like based on a true story or something? Does the mentioned comic exist?
I guess it must be this one. source
So relatable itch
Obligatory: wash your ass and check for pinworms.
"jup" can either be "yup" or "hup" depending on which language you're coming from. It's definitely a fun spelling of the work though