A photo of Marc Andreessen, billionaire Project 2025 architect, known on Epstein Island as "The Human Buttplug"

Same guy no beard

Let's attack him for his controllable actions and not his uncontrollable appearance
- But the fruit, it hangs so, so low!
- There's a lot of choice in looking like that big of a douche, especially for a billionaire.
- Let's say he's an alien and attack him to save our species.
- But he looks like an egg.
  
  Well said
  
  Maybe we can knock him off of some walls.
- While I get what you're saying, a lot of people are practically powerless in front of these billionaires, that shape & challenge their very existence. In the face of such helplessness, I can understand attacking someone in that much powers' uncontrollable attributes.
  It's easy to be trapped into thinking "treat them as you'd like to be treated", when the oppressor proves time & time again they will not treat you like one of them.
  Just my 2¢
  
  I totally get it. I just feel for the normal everyday person who has an unusual head shape that they are self conscious about being hurt by this instead of the asshole billionaire who deserves it. It's like making fun of him for being short.. Innocent people catch the strays. I stand against body shaming. But I feel you.
- both
- Yeah, body-shaming isn't cool. Doesn't matter who the target is.
  EDIT: You can downvote all you want, but body-shaming one is body-shaming all.
  
  If I ask you to body shame, is it not cruel to do so?

Jesus fuck. No wonder this niggas brain isn't functioning.
- Lelelele

The thumbnail just barely cut off the top of his head. I was wondering what all these comments were talking about. I clicked and let out an audible oof.

- Damn, I just replied with the same picture, scrolled down, saw yours, scrolled up and deleted my reply.
- *Marc Andreessen and his alt account didn’t like this

Yet again another tech nerd turned fascist. I am beginning to think that learning computer programming is inherently damaging to the human brain.
- He's not a tech nerd any more than Elon is. They're just 80s business guys who are riding the tech wave instead of whatever the fuck the wave was in the 80s...so...cocaine?
- It’s not the programming. It’s the power and financial success. Back in the day it was the oil buisnessmen.
  
  This is the reality. Not these pseudo-psych takes. Learning to program made me more socialist, as I realised the entire internet, and success of modern computing and information systems, was mostly the result of FOSS (socialist) software. Walled gardens and proprietary software are now the bane of my existence.
  If you look deeper into every tech billionaire/oligarch, most of them were already born into the richest 1%; all born on 3rd base and believing they hit a home run.
  I am now nearly certain that extreme wealth and power create the mental illness of narcissism (or at least surfaces/activates these tendencies, suppresses empathy, etc). Add in the fact that capitalism actively rewards narcissistic and criminal actions, and you end up with nothing but criminally corrupt narcissists.
- As an IT guy i think I may have a theory.
  I would consider technology to be inheirantly fascist, everything is utilitarian, superflous data is bloat.
  You have an admin class that set the rules for the programs to enforce for the user.
  In a well organized system, everything is very neat and tidy, names/types that don't fit are quickly and easily corrected.
  This is why tech-bros go fascist, they are replicating the idea of computer order onto hummans, where is absolutely idiotc
  
  I think you're overlooking all of the free and open source software and people like me who work in the industry and are radical leftists.
  The more likely connection here is that these are all rich CEOs....
  
  This can be - and has been - generalized to all industrualization.
  Tolkien wrote Isengard the way he did for a reason.
  The history of Brutalist architecture is closely associated with fascism as it promotes societal ideals of a neatly segmented and ordered life.
  Henry Ford. Just, Henry Ford.
  Elon's technocratic nazi grandfather.
  I would also like to remind everyone that fascism is simultaneously extremely dangerous but doomed to fail. That obsession for finding rigid rules where there aren't any, of constraining the real world to simplified models, makes fascists eventually lose touch with reality because they can't account for the messiness and human factor. At first they destroy everything they touch, kill anyone that doesn't fit the model. They then make fatal, obviously irrational mistakes like opening an Eastern front in Europe before tidying up the Western one because the Ideology says Bolsheviks are weak. Attacking the US in Hawaii. Not installing Lidar in supposedly self-driving cars. Invading Ukraine with an incompetent army and cardboard supplies against a dug-in western-supplied army.
  It's not particularly helpful to the tens of millions killed by fascism yet, but at least we can rest assured that the fascist technosolutionists will lose and that plants will grow out of their corpse.
  
  Also many techbros think they are incredibly intelligent and good at all the smart things when many are like the surgeon who is good at their specialty but are fucking morons in all other regards.
  
  You may be on to something. It kills me these asshats made all their money by taking from Government funded programs like Basic and from community free and open source projects.
  
  set the rules for the programs to enforce for the user.
  Stallman was uhhh, correct, or something.
- The problem is these people solved some novel problem in the world with their programming skills and it made them really rich. They have been lavished with praise, money, and attention their entire lives. They think they’re smart and that gives them license to invite themselves into other areas that they have no experience in. An example is obviously Elon Musk wading in to government, but even back during Covid he was making predictions about the spread of the disease, even though he has no background in medical science. His predictions were wildly wrong. Marc Andreessen is no different, and it doesn’t help that he literally looks like a cone head.
- In my opinion, it's mainly the money.
- And then a couple thousand years from now we have the butlerian jihad, thanks.
- Technology generally does whatever you tell it to and the surveillance options are nuts. Any tech is gonna be used by shitbags if they can benefit from it. The problem is when someone is connected or has money they can be a literal sociopath and gain positions of power where they attempt to control people like they would devices, and sometimes no one stops them for a long time.
- It kind of is? If you've ever built a computer game, even with a software that walks you through it, it is a completely different way of thinking. It's very black and white, the switch is either on or off. Also, you follow a direct path while trying to keep your code "clean." No emotions, just planning it out trying to get to your destination.
  
  I don't think anything is black or white in programming (except booleans). And I'd say it can be very much emotional, it just depends on your goal and how you reach it. For me, I'd say programming is like painting or wood carving. It's a tool that can be used to create art.

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"I am the eggman"
- "coup coup ca choo"

"We asked science what a Pikmin would look like if they were a real boy"

You can find an even better (worse) picture of him on his Wikipedia page.
- That's an unfortunate head shape for someone to be bald.
  
  He's unfortunate in general.
- Crazy that they look like different people between the OP image and the Wiki.
  
  Yeah I thought the same which is why I felt compelled to post the link to his wiki page. He's a fatass in the Wikipedia page.

Head like an egg, head like an egg, his head is shaped like an egg

Call Luigi
- No need for anything so drastic. Just find him a wall to sit on.
  
  But they’d just put him back together again
- Call Little Mac
  
  I Ioved this game as a kid, such great memories

Is that the Netscape guy?

Cosplay from my favorite video game:
https://egggame.org/
- I'm glad they made this an actual game.
  
  Is this a reference to something?

I would have said "Egghead" but I'll take this one, too.
- Having an egg head? In this economy?

vibe
- Dont put that evil on Jim Carrey

Just watched him on Lex Fridman's podcast. It was... difficult.

Some people are dickheads & some people really are dick heads.
- *cone heads

SMH TBH, fam. You all should be more respectful when talking about our betters. These genius men work so hard to create the world we live in and they are generous enough to share it with all of us, but you ingrates call them "egg creature," "freak," and "pedophile."
- I agree. He is probably not an egg creature, and probably not a freak.

Sometimes I feel I've got to...EH EH...run away, I want to...

source?

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