What's your favorite thing to come out of Monty Python?

Crunchy frogs?

The anarchist peasant from Holy Grail was a political awakening for me.
- Supreme executive power derives from a mandate of the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!
  
  If I went around calling myself emperor because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me they’d put me away!
  (It’s amazing how much of this aligns with Graeber’s work)
- I believe he was supposed to be a digger actually. But anarchist peasant is pretty close

The fact that their sketch use of "spam" made it into general usage.
- And their name inspired the name of the third most used programming language

I can't believe no one has mentioned my favorite running Python gag:
- That's because nobody expects them

Judean People Front vs People Front of Judea. So many issues of today can be boiled down to that discussion.
Also, I kind of agree that everyone has the pholosophical right to be pregnant, even if it's not a possibility.
- SPLITTER!
- The aqueduct?

I'm torn between "every sperm is sacred" and the biggus dickus scene. Both make me laugh uncontrollably every time.
- He has a wife, you know…
  
  "You know what she's called? Incontinentia.... Incontinentia Buttocks WILL YOU STOP LAUGHING!?"
  That scene is always able to make me laugh.
- The Biggus Dickus sketch is brilliant.

Biggus Dickus, I remember my dad cracking up over it the first time I saw Life of Brian (not his first time, obviously). And now, more than 15 years later we're still in tears when just mentioning the name or watching the scene for the x'th time
edit: Life of Brian, not Holy Grail... sleep induced brain didn't work that well anymore
- Biggus dickus sketch is from the life of Brian though.
  
  He's a phony! A big, fat phony!
  
  right! i was half asleep and not thinking that well anymore...
- You know, he has a beautiful wife...

The entirety of Holy Grail, for starters. My high school history teacher said that it was one of the most realistic depictions of life in the Middle Ages ever put on film.
After that...
"What have the Romans ever done for us?"
"The roads!"
"Well, yeah. Obviously the roads. I mean, the roads go without saying, don't they? But apart from the sanitation, the aqueduct, and the roads--"
...and...
"Oh, we used to dream of livin' in a corridor! Would ha' been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woke up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House? Huh."

Oof, too many to choose from. The first that came to my mind were the argument clinic and the cheese shop sketch.
My hovercraft is full of eels.
- If one studies any foreign language, one of the first things one should learn is how to say "My Hovercraft is full of eels". And in fact I have done this. Why? Because when someone is studying an unusual choice of language (in my case it's Modern Greek) one is inevitably asked to "Say something in (Greek in my case)". So the sentence, which is objectively absurd, actually becomes useful. I'm considering Irish as my next language. Why Irish? Maybe speaking some Irish would help me get an Irish passport so I can escape from Fascist America.
  Argument clinic is what I was going to choose haha
  
  my go-to phrase for this is always "lots of snow but no flashlight" due to a scene in an old Swedish movie
- Argument clinic is what I was going to choose haha
  
  This isn't argument! This is abuse!

A newt???

Argument Clinic
- No it isn't

My top favourite is already the top most voted so I’ll just mention a few that I think are classics that I didn’t see on the list:
Sir robin bravely ran away
Holy hand grenade
The animator having a heart attack

The burn the witch sketch. I still show it to students to show how bad science and good science differ

And now for something completely different...
No, no. None of that. It's silly now.

Earlier this morning, while reading the final Discworld novel, I came across this reference Terry Pratchett made to Monty Python. It’s not my favorite thing to come out of Monty Python, but it made me smile.
- He's a lumberjack & he's OK

I can't narrow it down to one gag, but Holy Grail as a whole.
- The castle of aaaaaargh.
  Perhaps he was dictating it.
  
  It’s only a model
  Shh!

Mint?
Are you sure...? It's whaf-fah thin...
Sprints away

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, song from Life of Brian
- The Universe Song from Meaning of Life is also great
  
  I forgot about this one! Brilliant
  
  Such a jaunty representation of nihilism.

Jokes, mostly.
Jokes and skits.

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raising of the wrist Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart "I drink, therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed

The programming language is pretty good

Television Announcer: And now, the penguin on top of your television set will explode. {BOOOM!} Watcher: How'd he know that? Television Announcer: It was an inspired guess.
The multiple layers of cognitive dissonance are wonderful.

In my first year of high school I had Latin, which I hated with a passion. Before, I thought that it would boil down to learning some common words and sayings and proverbs, but no. It was learning latin as a foreign language. I don't think I was taught anything remotely as useless as that. And I really don't like the teacher and she didn't like me and it was truly awful and I hated every second of it. It was so awful that I had nightmares about it, even years after high school.
A couple (two I think) of years after that latin studies I saw the Life of Brian for the first time. I didn't know what I was going to see, so when the "romanus eunt domus" scene came. It wasn't just hilariously funny it was also cathartic.
So I'd say that. I remember that sketch almost by heart since the first time I saw it.
- I came here to say this. And for people who didn't study Latin (which I did as an adult, having chosen German as my second foreign language at school), there is a video on YouTube which explains in detail exactly why that scene is so funny:
  https://youtu.be/UfH6gjxTTgE

Four Yorkshiremen is an all-time classic sketch. Idk if it's my favorite but it's up there and nobody else mentioned it so 🤷‍♂️
"We would've DREAMED to have a hole in the ground!"

BRING OUT YER DEAD!
- I’m not dead yet!
  
  I can't take him.. ..e said e's not dead!

nugde nudge wink wink knowaddamean knowaddamean
And weirdly the Ministry of Silly Walks actually could actually be important in real life with the advent of automated Gait Analysis used to identify people.
- Say no more!

The witch trial which explains duck typing perfectly.

A couple of lines from the The Man Who Says Words in the Wrong Order sketch.
"Sometimes at the end of a sentence I'll come out with the wrong fusebox. And the thing about saying the wrong word is a] I don't notice it, and b] sometimes orange water given bucket of plaster."
TheWrongFusebox was my reddit account for... well over a decade.

The meaning of life
Try to be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.

people reciting lines in a circle forever at the office

So many things. Great memories with friends watching it just losing their shit laughing over the dead parrot sketch and the alien abduction scene from life of brian. Many great jokes. Also I discovered Terry Gilliam movies over Monty I think, which are whole worlds of treasure for themselves.
Just great.

Pining for the fjords.

Python, the programming language. At least the name

the holly grail
python the programming language

Quizmaster: Jolly good! Well now Madam your first question for the blow on the head this evening is: Which great opponent of Cartesian dualism resists the reduction of psychological phenomena to a physical state and insists there is no point of contact between the extended and the unextended?
Ratbag: I don’t know that.
Quizmaster: Well – have a guess!
Ratbag: Oh… Henri Bergson?
Quizmaster: …is the correct answer! (Piano chords)
Ratbag: Ooh, that was lucky. I never even heard of him.

Oh oh oh, we want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we.

Raised Catholic so “Every Sperm is Sacred” has a special meaning to me.

"Tis' but a flesh wound"

I adore the bit where they're talking about woody and tinny words. I still describe words as such, it's perfect.
- kiki / bouba effect

The scene in the life of brian where he is naked after having sex he swings wide the window shutters and all the worshippers are packed in tight to see him. Its the hardest I ever laugh and my friend had to pause the movie. I was on the ground and got a laugh cramp and it was like 5 or 10 minutes before we could progress again watching it.

Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition

Oh and of course the dead parrot!
- It's not dead.
  
  ‘es pining for the fjords

The funniest joke in the world
Edit: also, The Flasher
- How do you make a nazi ceoss?
  
  Tred on his corn!

The Upperclass Twit of the Year.

In a happier timeline, there's a Judge Dredd movie with John Cleese as Dredd. Directed by Terry Gilliam.
- Also the Terry Gilliam directed Harry Potter movies.
  
  That would be Time Bandits, imho.