can i sit on you ?
it's a problem that you're not
i DoN't KnOw, CaN yOu?
(ladies love it when you're obnoxiously sassy to force them to use more specific phrasing)
Dude... you have a nasty pokey beard or one of those wiry mustaches capable of gouging an eyeball? If so, she could, but maybe she shouldn't.
Yeah unfortunately I'm completely covered in permanent metal spikes.
Gladly 🤤
Is my face doable?
it's a problem that you're not