Why walk to Mordor when you could drive?
Why walk to Mordor when you could drive?
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Are the four wheels all controlled by the One Wheel to Steer Them All?
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Get in, loser, we’re going to throw the One Ring into the fiery chasm from whence it came
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Lord of the Rims
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Lord of the piston rings
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One does not simply drive into Mordor!
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They could if Gandalf magicked them up some damn wheels!
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Great taste and great execution.
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Just name it VW Shadowfax and off you go
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The writing, which at first was as clear as red flame, has all but disappeared - a secret now that only burnouts can tell.
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Lord of The Wheels
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But what about the eagles!?
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What would be really neat is if you got some external heat sinks for your brakes that would make the letters glow incandescent.
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Fharfeggötterdämerungnugen
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There can only be one!
Oof. Wrong canon.
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I love how that's your icon as well
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Lord of the Blings!
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