Rulecollecting

Keep an eye for cute butts and use them like landmarks.

"What did you do today?"

"Well, I got coffee at around 9:15 at the cafe with the cute waiter wearing his tight jeans with the wallet rub on the right back pocket. I had a meeting at 10:30 where Melissa picked up the pencil she dropped. Went to the UPS Store during my lunch break where I stood behind the silver fox with the tight cargo pants..."

Make that thirst work to your advantage.