DOGE says it stopped millions of dollars meant for condoms in Gaza.

The DOGE found that there were $50 million dollars of tax money going to Gaza. Some small part of that apparently has to do with condoms, so they're using it as justification that all government grant programs should be halted immediately. This will effect people's jobs, schools, and numerous other programs beneficial to the American public, but it's ok because they stopped the condoms

A future DOGE finding will show that ketchup is a luxury that American taxpayers shouldn't be funding for any group of people under any circumstances. /s
- You're thinking of "condiments", which are usually used in different situations.
- How will RFK season his steak?
No different than the DEA putting you in prison for 10 pounds of marijuana because you have a 10 pound bag of dirt and some kind of plant matter they can't identify. Facts don't matter to the government.
Condoms are watertight expandable bags. They can be useful in many situations that aren't sexual.
- Yes but sex is only for making babies in their eyes
Probably added by a republican as a poison pill.
- I mean, it makes a ton of sense to include condoms in aid, you don't want people getting pregnant when there's literally no functioning hospitals. Of course conservatives will say 'just don't have sex' or whatever, but that's just not how humans work.
It probably included sexual health in the human health package so they latched onto that.

Wait I thought the racists wanted less brown people they're really sending mixed messages here...

Not exactly, they need a permanent underclass of slaves
- Have you been to Israel? They go out of their way not to exploit Palestinians for labour. Most of the Israeli labor class is imported from Thailand.
  Its pretty crazy and shows just how genocidal those people are. They literally want them all dead.
- Well no, you add children to no resources and no shelter and you get demoralization and greater overpopulation and a noticable impact on crime and life span.
Bombs and bullets tend to be more effective than condoms.
- The results of a century long proxy war in the middle east seems to beg to differ. The UN in 1994 held a meeting in Cairo about using women's education as a method of reducing rapidly growing populations across the world most notably in the middle east.
They want to be the ones making fewer brown people
They also get hard-ons when brown people suffer. It's a balance act.

Of course this is being defended by somebody wearing a cross.

Call it an ancient torture device, and it all makes sense.
- Call it a cult and it all makes sense.
I’m sorry but she looks like the platonic ideal of the headline. Betty Bowers, take some notes.

I am super confused about the whole thing.

This is literally a perfect fit for this community.

I kinda love your username btw - such a good match (to your instance)!:-P
- 💜Thank you.💜

I miss when doge was just a good boy

They ruin everything. Pepe, Doge, Tesla; fucking Tolkien rolling over in his grave over Anduril and Palantir.

Surely this will improve government efficiency!

I don’t believe that for a second.

or if the condoms were parte of the plan

Ding ding ding, this is the best possible thing. The other that it's complete made up

Knowing how the conservative club communicates, I'm oretty sure that st best there was a $250 dollar pack of condooms in there. Leaving out details like "it was 0.1% of the package, 99.9% wre different items" is just normal business practice for the Republican party

Right wing social media comments, "Think last, shoot off mouth first"
- "Think? No one has time for that!"
Not made up 99% certain. Gaza used to have a huge problem with birth control pills being sent to them by governments. Like ludicrous amounts. They'd expire and they didn't have a way to safely utilize them (it's basically hormones, cannot dump it in the sea or whatever)

When we said "it's a fucking genocide in Gaza", they might have misunderstood which word was meant to be emphasized.

Good human

DOGE? Like......the 2012 dog meme/cryptocurrency? I'm so confused what is happening here.

Department of Government Efficiency. Headed by Elon Musk, the guy responsible for sending that crypto coin to the moon with a single tweet. This is America now. One big meme.
- You somehow gave a complete answer that answered my question, and still left me even more confused.
DOGE as in musk’s Department of Government Efficiency.
The, uh, illegal and unconstitutional “advisory” board that was set up to give oligarchs a seat at the table.
- The, uh, illegal and unconstitutional “advisory” board that was set up to give oligarchs a seat at the table.
  Gonna get a LOT of mileage out of that one sentence.
That's the idea

You could say they prefer it RawDoge

Seeing as they would prefer that the Palestinians disappear I'd think they'd be 110% in favor of condoms for them.

If these were military spec condoms then based on DOD bidding a pack could've cost a million dollars.

The title plus the thumbnail makes it looks like a snl sketch, only more ridiculous.

"Our team concluded that the most effective birth control is being a frustrated loner and jerking off."

They like "whats the maddah they gotta repopulate!"