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Jordan117 @lemmy.world

5mo ago

The Sex Files

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I thought he preferred reading files when his name was in them.
- I don't think he prefers reading
yeah but like… will they be the real files?
All I care about is releasing the pee tape.
- I can't think of footage I want released more that I don't actually want to see
  
  all i'd want to see is the article reporting that ms daniels confirms that the malformed shroom shape is, in fact, his.
- He'll just claim it's a fake and his base will believe it. His base has no base.
  
  As if - he'll claim getting pissed on is masculine, and all his followers will line up for him to piss on them to "own the libs."
- There's too many of them
I bet the file would read something like that.
"Our man arrived at Epsteins cell, but the target was already riddled with bullet holes. He also appeard to have been poisoned and also there was a small explosive planted under his bed.
Our man swiftly left. Without leaving a trace"
She wouldn't be caught dead in a red hat like that.

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