1w ago

Adolf Titler

90 comments

His transphobia makes sense now. He hates himself.
- I also hate him, but I'm not transphobic. Maybe he doesn't hate himself enough? C'mon everybody! Maybe if we all hate him enough, we can save Christmas!
  "You better go shout, and spit in his eye! You should avoid Tesla, I'm telling you why. Elon Musk's a bastard and dumb."
- He may very well have repressed gender disphoria that makes him extremely miserable
- He just wants to be like us.
  Hating him.
- Maybe he doesn't like women with dicks.
  If that's transphobic, you are looking at a 99.9999% of guys thinking the same.
  
  Just because you don’t like something doesn’t mean you need to try to get people killed for innocently existing.
  Musk’s transphobia is so much deeper than them not being his type.
  
  Is this your first time logging into the internet since 2015?

Sorry, I just don't feel like body shaming is the best we can do.
- Elon Musk wants people to so desperately like him he bought high ranking Diablo 4 and Path of Exile 2 accounts to fake being a hardcore gamer but the community sused him out after like one stream because people could tell he had no idea what he was doing playing on endgame accounts.
  Also he was high on Ketamine and probably cocaine during the inauguration, the head rolling he did is a side effect of ketamine and his top gums were bleeding every time he smiled which is a common side effect of cocaine use on the gums.
  But he does also have tits like someone who's flip flopping on HRT
  
  Found the head roll video (mirrored - recording of a TV)
  That’s a side effect? (four seconds of web searching was inconclusive)
  his top gums were bleeding every time he smiled
  404 on that - even braved the president’s single-letter social media site for you good people, couldn’t find
  Oligarchical highlights nonetheless:
  
  he got those gynecomastia tits
- Man got hairplugs and said "yknow what time to be a shit bird"
- Agreed.
- Good think nobody cares how you feel. And your not gonna do anything to stop it, every one is so sensitive these days. Live a little be an asshole.
  
  I think it's more about the ad hominem attack. I don't love Elon Musk by any stretch of the imagination, but I don't like him because of his ideas, beliefs, and the impact he's having on my country. It has little to do with how he looks or the shape of his body. It's his ideas and their implementation that people disagree with in actuality.
  Attacking how he looks is just a lazy way of attacking someone without putting in the effort to refute the beliefs and ideas he has. Sensitivity isn't what is bothering OP. It's that we're missing the point by focusing on blind dislike instead of attacking the reasons that generated the dislike.

The saddest thing about this takeover of the US is that it was done by the biggest fucking losers on the planet. Like how the fuck did we let this happen. This bitch wouldn't last 30 seconds in any combat situation
- Average neonazi
- That's actually a pretty toxic thought train. Combat resigned shouldn't be an important feature of leaders or respected members of society.
  Granted, this is fine for this case- I'll allow it.
  I think we all have pretty negative trains of thought about this guy. If I wasn't afraid of legal consequences, I would still sleep well with his head on my scorecard.
  
  Im also thinking tempermentally too, they are weak people. Childish, emotional, easily wounded by words. I have no fucking clue how the voter base sees this in any way as strength.
- I imagine the gilded age was full of losers running the show as well. They just didn't have the forums we do today for it to be documented.
  
  I agree, same with Nazi Germany. These people were social rejects. Misfits taking their revenge on the world.
- You'd have to ask the dipshits who voted for them, and the dipshits who didn't vote against them.
  They ran an impeccable smear campaign against themselves. It's the non-kamala voters who are at fault (thanks first past the post)

This needs to be marked NSFW. Those are female nipples, according to one of the latest EOs.
- Old mate Elon space x x x
  
  Nailed it
- No, embryos don't produce eggs. Those are nonbinary nipples.

tread carefully,
he's the reichest man on earth
- Too bad this doesn't translate as well audibly.
  But I lol'd.
  
  It does if you know German, at least to me.
- And he's still got them bitch tits and that dorky, unintimidating little scowl.
  Fuckin dweeb could pay trainers and dieticians and coaches to follow him around all day.
- I get the pun, but it's only him that says he's the richest man on earth
  Regardez ici, c'est un français, actuellement
  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World%27s_Billionaires
- come at me.

- Wait wait. You haven't even seen him without a shirt on.
  
  His boyfriend is cute! Skipped leg day though.

I've said this before. As the child of someone who's consistently used illicit performance enhancing drugs: this is what happens when you take steroids without estrogen blockers
Your body will notice the significant uptick in testosterone and will try to "offset" it by giving you a proportionate amount of ~~testosterone~~ estrogen
To anybody curious why he isn't big, you still need the exercise to gain any noticeable amount of muscle
- To anybody curious why he isn't big, you still need the exercise to gain any noticeable amount of muscle
  Damn it, I knew I forgot something.
- Was the supposed to be “by giving you a proportionate amount of estrogen”? … because I’m confused.
  
  They're wrong either way.
- I mean, he's not exactly a slim guy. Can't it also just be because he's a bit overweight?
  
  Yes (especially from just this photo), if it weren't for the odd shape of his chest in that beach photo. That one is indicative of HGH without any exercise
  I could 100% be wrong, but that's what it looks like to me

Lmfao why does he smile upside down?Imagine being the richest idiot on the planet and having no charisma
- Zuckerberg is the same. Spoilt rotten, sooking over every little moment.

For those claiming to be upset about body shaming in this specific instance, nazis believe they are literally genetically superior specimens - that's like one of the main parts of their deal. It's party of why they perpetually want to SLAUGHTER millions of people, to rid the world of what they see as less superior genes in the pool.
Therefore, it is HIGHLY appropriate in this case to point out, frequently and with enthusiasm, that elmo is a very divorced and bloated potato, soaked overnight in a bath of drugs and one of those middle school colognes that you wear because you desperately hope people will like you more if you wear it - ketamine and kool water.
So it's not at all inappropriate to point out that the world's international shame, our oddly lumpy elmo and his be-diapered old vice president, are tremendously far from a physical fitness ideal condition. They are infact, very proud membersof the Master Race (to Krispy Kreme). So feel free to confine to state that he is certainly a member of the Master bRACEsiere or that he takes his Master raICE CREAM with extra nachos on top - fuck nazis, without exception, and the people who apologize on their behalf.
My heart goes out to you.

I've seen this explained before as what happens when you blast steroids and never exercise

Musky melons

Tag this with Musk so that my spam filters works. Thanks.

As I've climbed in age and past twink death it has always been my goal not to get dad tits

The Hitler you get when you order off wish.

He’s got a matronly glow here
He just finished pumping his hate milk from his mammaries

Gold = command and operations
Blue = science and medical
Red = engineering, security and communications
and now we have:
Puce = garbage detail
- Amazing

Nice tits, bro!

imagine how terrible he would look if he wasn't the richest man in the world

this is why i always make sure my belly sticks out past my chest.
- Careful, then you might end up with what my dad used to call "dickydo'. That's when you're tummy sticks out farther than your dicky do.
  
  That's called "mirroris dickus". It's an illness which symptom is that the only way you can see your dick is by looking at the mirror.
  
  😅

You must measure what the tits angle of divergence is.
Its irrelevant buy I always wanted to say something like that.

Xitler.

Swag shirts suck now that American Apparel went under... pretty sure that's not the problem he's having here tho

Eww... Why?

Very casual manner for a president to dress.
- Trying to copy Zelensky. Same colour and everything.

Cursed pokies.

Nice nips, cupcake.

Elon horny?!

HAHAHAHAHAHA CAUSE HES FAT SO FUNNY RIGHT LETS DEFINITELY FOCUS ON FAT SHAMING HIM THIS IS GOOD CONTENT/s
- Yes? Why the /s?

Truly no justice but what we make if a tottering pile of wet shit like this get blessed by our lord with such a meaty pair of nips.

Looks like some good bean dip there.

can we not body shame? there's probably a lot of people around here who have similar body types but don't deserve ridicule for it

And the stun lock continues. Brilliant strategy

Stop giving him attention, god

90 comments