Agreed
Agreed
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One morning, a few weeks back, I made eye contact with someone who was obviously having a rough morning. I knew I shouldn't engage but I also didn't want to ignore them, so I gave a quick good morning. They promptly responded, "fuck your morning."
I think of that interaction every day.
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"Thanks, you too."
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It’s not my morning
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"Sure? Because it isn't mine either!"
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Nothing good about it, apparently.
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The woke left is trying to kill morning. Now you have to say “happy arbitrary ante meridiem temporal designation.”
Morning America Good Again!
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Morning? You mean good forenoon to you sir!
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Forenoon? That's new-age hippie revisionist nonsense.
We need to click our heels together and say Ave!
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Meanwhile me, greeting everybody with a succinct "Morning!" at every time of day.
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Reminds me of my Polish colleague who once arrived at the office and said: "I would say good morning. But it's not a good morning. "
The previous night our manager had taken the team out for dinner and drinks, paid for by the company. It wasn't a good morning for any of us 😁
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Sounds Polish alright
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I can hear the Polish accent
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Reminds me of my Lithuanian colleague, who would walk into the office and not say anything. If you greeted her, she'd cast you a wary look like what's so special about this morning to make it "good" mothafucka
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"Good afternoon, because there's no saving this morning"
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Now is the only moment that matters. Don't worry about tomorrow or relive yesterday.
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I saw an edgelord one too.
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Someone once told me "time means nothing to me". Anyone that says this is super cringe 😅.
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Vigo: Death is but a doorway, time is but a window, I'll be back.
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I always say "y'all have a good night", even if I'm only talking to one person, at any time of day
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When I am in a bad mood I answer with: "And what exactly is good about it?"
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Reminds me of the quote from The Hobbit:
"What do you mean?" he said. "Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?"
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Bilbo smiled, and leaned over the fence, where he slapped the pipe out of the wizard's mouth, and whispered "Don't be a dick, Gandalf."
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-Easy on the pipe, wizard.
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Going through the motions of normal social interactions, when suddenly--
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MAN
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Sou ds like a Ron Swanson joke.
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It's probably from the same year parks and rec started too
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I like to stick with a simple "hello" so I don't have to keep track of time (e.g. during meetings across timezones or even when I'm so scatterbrained that day that I lose track of local time) and it's also less presumptuous.
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I always greet with 'morning', no matter the time.
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People have accepted that 'morning' is my standard greeting regardless of the time of day. It's even become a thing everyone says within my close friend group.
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The worst is being corrected.
“Good morning, how are you?”
looks at watch “it’s 12:01pm so it’s good afternoon”
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"Then I take it back."
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