The Poop Gauntlet!
The Poop Gauntlet!
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I had an endoscopy a few years back, and the first step in preparing is to take a bunch of laxatives. I followed the directions and took 6 pills or whatever it said, then my wife said, "Well, do you want to go shopping or something?"
"NO! I just took a bunch of laxatives!" I have no idea what she was thinking.
I had forgotten about that until seeing this comic. So...thanks?
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Why destroy your own toilet when you can obliterate the one at the mall?
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Would be easy for the first competitor. Gets tougher the longer the day goes.
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You'd probably want to stagger the doses for the competitors
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Won't clean the water though lol
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Joke's on them - I'd be squatting off the edge of the starting platform.
99.9% chance a contestant is gonna end up soiling the water anyway, so they're already prepared for that, and I can't get eaten by the sharks if I'm not in there with them.
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Anywhere can be a toilet, if you are desperate enough.
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"What are these people running from? They're not! They're running TO..."
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Who knew that inside Takeshi's Castle, there was a porcelain throne?
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Toilet schmoilet. Imma fling a poo through the flaming ring. See if I can hit the announcer.
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Most Extreme Elimination Challenge!
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Right you are, Ken!
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Certainly better than what I first imagined reading the title.
"WHO THE FUCK SHIT IN MY GAUNTLETS?!" - Knight getting ready for battle
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Veterans and any serious athletes' major advantage: you're gonna have shit yourself sometime. Better just to take your time with the course and/or otherwise not worry much about holding it in. Fastest time's probably going to be leaving brown streaks somewhere far short of that toilet.
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I could win, ass like a blast door.
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Poop like a lightsaber
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