Anon is a FILTHY reposter
Anon is a FILTHY reposter
Reposting my all time favorite greentext.
playing soccer in gym
ball is up in the air
think I'm gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal
try
miss ball
kick goalie in the face
try to ask "Are you okay?" and "I'm fucking sorry." at the same time
instead end up yelling "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?"
goalie is choking back tears
Oh shit, I have literally done this!
Waitress bussing plates during a busy service Me chefing during said busy service Both collide in the dish area and her hand is mildly bruised. My dyslexic ass trying to say "are you OK?" and "I'm sorry" at the same time. "Are you sorry!?"
I would've died of embarrassment
Anon's dead already
you forgot pocket spaghetti
already said he was the chef