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Bulletins and News Discussion from December 30th, 2024 to January 5th, 2025 - Another Goddamn Year of the Goddamn News

Image is of Jeff Daniels in The Newsroom, giving a speech (parodied below) about how - gasp - America sucks. But in a patriotic way.


And you - general megathread poster - yeah - just in case you accidentally wander into the news megathread one day, there are some things you should know, and one of them is that there is absolutely no evidence to support the statement that we're the greatest megathread in the world.

We're seventh in citations, twenty-seventh in accurate predictions, twenty-second in effortposts, forty-ninth in non-mainstream article posting, 178th in guessing when wars will start, third in powerusers, number four in dialectics, and number four in megathread exports. We lead Hexbear in only three categories: pointless infighting, number of adults who believe Putin is based, and copium manufacturing, where we produce more than the next twenty-six lemmy megathreads combined, twenty-five of whom are full of delusional liberals. None of this is the fault of any Hexbear user, but you, nonetheless, are without a doubt, a member of the WORST-period-GENERATION-period-EVER-period, so when you ask what makes us the greatest megathread in the world, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about! Jokes about whether they got a Zionist's semen in time?!


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  • Yesterday I posted that LE suspected individuals on a surveillance video of being involved which I thought was odd and unlikely for this sort of circumstance (because for several reasons this kind of thing you would expect to be a sole individual whether he was a fed patsy or not)

    Turns out it appears it was just shitty police work they were prob just workers setting prepping for the event or something

    In spite of this there’s still cop sources saying multiple people involved is likely.

    My take? The reason you hear pigs talk about how they suspect others to be involved is because of the sheer amount of materials he had/planning is rightfully raising alarms in cop brains. Others WERE involved they were just other pigs. Not all of the pigs are on the same page about this and once this becomes clear we will get small blurbs of confirmation and all talk about that will evaporate in the media

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