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If you begin the Voyager episode "Spirit Folk" at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight.

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Attached: 1 image If you begin #StarTrek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on #NewYearsEve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in our very dumb annual tradition and start 2025 off on the right hoof.

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What a bovine moment, absolutely mootiful. A tail as old as time, just hope the moment isn't seen as too horny or that they don't milk it too much.
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  He’s a man of special punscience. ice cream truck music plays
  
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