Chuds got jealous of Israel, now they want their own "Greater America"

Balkanization of Texas is inevitable even in the minds of chuds.
- Also... Greater West Virginia
  
  Yeah, I wonder what will make East Tennessee secede from the rest. Surely not the same reason WV seceded from Cis Virginia

We tried to contain these people with map-coloring video games and it backfired.

Absolutely bizarre and inexplicable. Texas splits, Oklahoma gets subsumed into nearby states, West Virginia takes Pittsburgh, US invades Cuba and la Republica Dominicana but not Haïti, and part of Sicilia? Internationally and domestically incomprehensible.
- The Haiti one is racism
- Part of Sicily is weird, but there was actually a small movement there during WW2 wanting the whole thing to become a US state.
  In Sicily, the Party of Reconstruction was one of several Sicilian nationalist and separatist movements active after the downfall of Italian Fascism. Sicilians felt neglected or underrepresented by the Italian government after the annexation of 1861 that ended the rule of the Kingdom of the Two Sicilies based in Naples. It claimed 40,000 members in 1944, and campaigned for Sicily to be admitted as a U.S. state.

- there would be memes of crying soyjack natives pointing at a chadjack colonizer and the chadjack colonizer says "happy thanksgiving"
  
  They already make these

dude it's literally all settlerism what are you gonna do, put the white canadians in camps? you're already the same people. it's already your country.
- Is there even a time limit to stay in KKKlanada for the US? Is there any part or privilege of Canada you cannot enjoy as a USian? Are they proposing economic and perhaps actual warfare so that customs is a little more convenient?
  
  Is there any part or privilege of Canada you cannot enjoy as a USian?
  https://www.thearcticinstitute.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Canada_crude_oil_natural_gas_resources_map.jpg
  
  Healthcare that is only considered good because it's sitting next to the US.
  Different flavours of racism
  A mashed up mixture of metric and imperial measurements
  Everything else is basically just American
  
  Looks like you need a visa if you're staying more than 180 days, and you need a visa to get a job.
  
  The biggest issue is that the canadians refuse to make their arctic waters into international waters. Its the same reason Donald wants Greenland and Germany is building a big port (Finnafjord Port) in Iceland for the EU.
- Honestly Canada is the weirdest one here. It's pretty easy to get Amerikkkans on board for a war against scary brown people a thousand miles away, especially if they worship a different religion or are commies. But... invading a nation right next door filled with predominantly English speaking, predominantly Christian, whites who have a long history of cultural intermingling with the US? I really think that's gonna be a hard sell.
  I think MAGA is just overestimating how many Canadian CHUDs are pro-annexation.

I like how after annexing Canada they immediately jerrymander it. And also make 2 Wyomings for some reason. Priorities.

Bold words for a country that has not won a war in almost a century despite starting many
- Seriously, all Panama and Canada has to say is "no" and Trump can complain all he wants on twitter or w/e.

This is so baffling. Like, what benefit could this possibly achieve beyond "map bigger"? And in that case, why stop here? I know that dominion is the point and all, but why in God's name would this be worth the resources? And is this suggesting we immediately make these conquered terrotories into states? My head hurts.
- Like, what benefit could this possibly achieve beyond "map bigger"?
  According to the article linked in the other thread on this, it mostly seems to be threat display to squeeze concessions out of Panama and Canada. Doesn't explain the Greenland obsession, tho.
- Maybe we can get healthcare.

How do we get Trump to believe that the Falkland Islands are a critically important asset that rightfully belongs to the US?

Unfortunately Greater America already exists
- stupidest people in the stupidest country on earth like "ugh i wish america had a world-spanning empire based on white supremacy, exploitation, and mass murder! unfortunately my beliefs and desires are too radical for the mainstream political establishment"

USA doesn't deserve to be a country. It should be split between Canada, Mexico, Cuba and indigenous peoples as a punishment for the horrible crimes it has committed throughout its history. Similar to Germany post-WWII
- Cuba annexing Florida would be the funniest shit ever
  
  Florida gusanos getting sent to reeducation.
  
  Irl under the spanish, Florida and the Lousiana purchase territory were administered from Cuba.
- Somebody should draw that map in order to give libs/chuds an aneurysm
  
  Red Dawn Map

Iceland? The Faroe Islands? The Dominican Republic but not Haiti? I can't even tell what the two topmost cutouts are. Who the fuck is calling for this lmao. This is sub-Gunther tier.
- Left is part of Sicily. Right took me forever, but I think it's the city of Bremen?
  
  Yes. The city of bremen was carved out of the british occupation zone because the americans wanted a port. Otherwise it would have been part of the federal state of lower saxony.

What is the thing next to American Sicily? Also why the fuck do they want American Sicily?
- Bremen and Bremerhafen... in Germany.
- Sicily Vying With Hawaii To Become 49th U.S. State | New York Times (Aug 10, 1943)

…but they never got Haiti.
- Yeah I think they don’t want Haiti on account of their
  
  (i can't read the screen on your walkie-talkie: is that some kind of remote seismograph for haitian earthquakes?)

Trump invading Canada would be the funniest shit ever.

Fallout timeline speedrun.

I've been sensing some real "Only joking, unless..." energy to this line of posting, though I kind of doubt America has the means to actually annex anything without it being a pyrrhic victory at best.

Reminder that all mainstream news establishments and entertainment platforms still use twitter!

If they fail to achieve this goal, the US is obliged to dissolve, 2 years left for the US to be destroyed.
Also, why the fuck did they conquer the Dominican Republic but not Haiti?
- The Dominican Republic is famous for its resorts. Haiti is too "dark" for the MAGA people.
  
  I thought this was because Ulysses S. Grant wanted to annex the Dominican Republic

Genuinely believe a good bit of the madness going on in the world right now stems from the fact that people are solely coming to the realization that colonizing other planets is impossible.
- you mean to tell me there's
  on Mars but we can't settle it?!!??!

I thought the island on the left was Sicily, and tbf, closing the north of Sicily specifically would be very funny
- Wait it is Sicily what the fuck this is incomprehensible
  
  Can't be a roman empire without having little a slice of Sicily, as a treat
  
  Yeah, why are they doing that?

Like the ruling class would ever want to expend the resources and effort to actually administer additional territories.

Again?

I can explain some of this
Greenland: The US has tried to purchase the island several times throughout history
Canada: US Americans have desired to take Canada since before independence from Britian. The original Articles of Confederation has a provision allowing Quebec to join the USA. Newfoundland had a small USA annexation movement before it became part of Canada
USA: All of the changes are/were proposed states, some had a real chance of happening (the break up of Texas) and others are just memes (The State of Jefferson in the west coast). Why chuds would want this, I don't know
Cuba: occupied twice by the US in the early 20th century
Dominican Republic: Then known as Santo Domingo, the US tried to annex the country in the 1870s but was shot down by congress
Mexico: Northern Mexico and Baja California were originally intended to be taken as US territory after the 1846 Invasion
Yucatan: White slavers in the briefly existing Republic of Yucatan once asked to become a US state
Nicaragua: On and off occupied and manipulate by the United States throughout history
Panama: Former US colony
Sicily: Occupied by the US in WW2. Post war there was a small sicilian independence movement, which included and even small movement to become a US state
Iceland: The US briefly considered purchasing Iceland after the US Civil War.
Faroe Islands(?): No clue
POB(?): Not sure what this is
South China Sea: Not sure what specific islands this is referring to
- South China Sea: Not sure what specific islands this is referring to
  That's the Philippines, which used to be a US colony before the Filipinos (Filipines?) fought to kick the USians out.
- My great aunt tells a story about visiting Sicily soon after World War II.
  Apparently her family members were unhappy that America caused so much damage. Her response was "That's what you get for following Mussolini"
  I'm really looking forward to my ancestors telling me, when Sicilian troops land in New York, "This is what you get"

Actually I am in. I want a us where Oaxaca gets two senate seats.

Not sure why only BC/Alberta/Saskatchewan are split in Canada? Northern Alberta and BC would be chud heaven and Southern Saskatchewan would have a population of like 40,000 people because the border is south of every major city in the province. Funny map 10/10
- I think it's as simple as the person who made the map having absolutely no clue what demographics are like there.
- chud gerrymandering, that's why a bunch of US states are split too